for every paper straw I am forced to use, I will murder two birds

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Jan 16, 2019
1:17:02pm

supertux All-American

for every paper straw I am forced to use, I will murder two birds

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supertux

Previous username: Hot Extrusion
Bio page: supertux
Joined: Nov 29, 2012
Last login: Jun 17, 2024
Total posts: 56,333 (17,606 FO)

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Paper straws are an abomination. BurgerFi has amazing shakes but they just

supertux

1/16/19 1:05pm

Think of all the birds saved.

kotacoug

1/16/19 1:14pm

for every paper straw I am forced to use, I will murder two birds

supertux

1/16/19 1:17pm

From now on, I'm using the phrase "killing two birds with one straw" instead

crack

1/16/19 1:31pm

Just don't feed a fed horse once you've established that.

Cougarrr

1/16/19 1:46pm

Taysom Hill

Tsisquan

1/16/19 10:36pm

It's actually turtles. The straw went in the nose of a turtle.

Ragnar Danneskjold

1/16/19 1:39pm

RE: for every paper straw I am forced to use, I will murder two birds

ArchbishopMitty

1/16/19 9:34pm

I can't believe people even think paper straws make sense. Just amazing.

Breaded Hamster

1/16/19 1:15pm

Shakes are better just drinking them anyway.

lightmann

1/16/19 1:19pm

Another failed liberal solution to a problem. You know those gas can spouts that never work? Liberals again...

Ragnar Danneskjold

1/16/19 1:38pm

and toilets that don't flush the poop.

Iman23

1/16/19 2:04pm

So you have to flush 2 or 3 times.

jdub

1/16/19 2:47pm

Or use your poop knife

supertux

1/16/19 3:27pm

lol at environmentally minded as being 'liberal'

Dissenter

1/16/19 4:18pm

It is "liberal" to force others to comply to their will...

Ragnar Danneskjold

1/16/19 6:58pm

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