Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Jun 10, 2019
10:10:27am

Kilgore Trout All-American

Because he was dead.

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Kilgore Trout

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Quick, give me your best dad joke. TIA!

Texas Hammer Luggage Return Specialist

6/10/19 10:01am

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Dakota Cougar

6/10/19 10:02am

Genie: You only have one more wish left.

Dakota Cougar

6/10/19 10:03am

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere

acougfan

6/10/19 10:03am

Josh Powell

kimchicoug

6/10/19 10:04am

RE: Quick, give me your best dad joke. TIA!

buffgato

6/10/19 10:04am

Why was the Apple product lying on the ground?

Dakota Cougar

6/10/19 10:05am

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.

sethj250

6/10/19 10:06am

A few more:

acougfan

6/10/19 10:06am

What do you call a fake potato?

sethj250

6/10/19 10:07am

What do you call a mean potato?

che flaco

6/10/19 10:13am

What do you call a potato at a sporting event?

UberDeek

6/10/19 10:55am

As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,

sethj250

6/10/19 10:08am

If at first you don't succeed...

sethj250

6/10/19 10:09am

Wow... That is dark. Dark humor is like food.

BYUtka

6/10/19 10:11am

Why were Tigger and Eeyore looking in the toilet?

TAMUCoug

6/10/19 10:10am

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Kilgore Trout

6/10/19 10:10am

Why was he dead?

Kelbob

6/10/19 11:05am

Why did the lizard fall out of the tree?

TwinsRight

6/10/19 11:36am

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Kauai

6/10/19 10:11am

Actually, yes. I did.

Kilgore Trout

6/10/19 10:13am

RE: Quick, give me your best dad joke. TIA!

letthewookiewin

6/10/19 10:12am

"Hey, Brian, somebody told me you sound like an owl." Brian: "Who?"

Philosoraptor

6/10/19 10:14am

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

LaVellIfIKnow

6/10/19 10:15am

When does a joke become a dad joke?

mottman

6/10/19 10:16am

Vacuums suck

BYUALWAYSNUM1

6/10/19 10:18am

My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together.

jreid191

6/10/19 10:18am

I gave my dad his 50th birthday card.

ditch

6/10/19 10:19am

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Mister P

6/10/19 10:21am

Already used! I'm so lame.

ditch

6/10/19 10:22am

RE: Quick, give me your best dad joke. TIA!

Mister P

6/10/19 10:21am

Why did the blind man fall into the well?

idacoug

6/10/19 10:24am

Did you hear about the blind man that ran into the door?

Mister P

6/10/19 10:27am

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

Mister P

6/10/19 10:26am

Ouch!

ditch

6/10/19 10:34am

RE: What do you call a cheap circumcision?

Wadds

6/10/19 7:13pm

Where is Engagement, Ohio?

NavynotRoyal

6/10/19 10:38am

How do locomotives know where they are going?

JuicyJam

6/10/19 10:55am

A moth goes into a podiatrist's office...

vagabonder

6/10/19 10:58am

I love that interview

Hypnotoad

6/10/19 11:59am

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill...

tarmstrong

7/30/19 9:13am

Why did it stop rolling?

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