The 10 commandments of Rivalry week:

1 Thou shalt not wear red.
2. Thou shalt not write in red.
3. Thou shalt not eat nor drink anything red.
4. Thou shalt wear blue all that days of thine week.
5. Thou shalt wear BYU SWAG all hours that requireth not other attire.
6. Thou shalt be kind to the Yewt, lest he/she esteem thee as thine enemy after we pummel them.
7. Thou shalt display BYU SWAG on thine car, house, and wherever it seemeth to be good.
8. Thou shalt raise good vibes and positive thoughts in behalf of the boys in blue.
9. When thou seest a brother/sister in BYU, thou shalt Shaka (ASL Y) and say “Go Cougs!”
10. Thou shalt watch the game and rejoice exceedingly after we win and offer gratitude on high.

About 5 years ago, I was going to be in a church movie and I had grown out my beard and hair. Before the shoot, the BYU/Yewtah game came and I wanted to put on a robe and make two faux stone tablets and write these on them and walk around for an hour or two pre-game as if I were Moses.

My kids talked me out of it.