Women, can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up

Sign up, and you'll be able to ignore users whose posts you don't want to see. Sign up

Report problem with this ad

Dec 10, 2019
3:41:19pm

RealSimsShadY Playmaker

Women, can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up

Report problem with this ad

RealSimsShadY

Previous username: Max and I Hate U
Bio page: RealSimsShadY
Joined: Sep 15, 2016
Last login: Jun 6, 2024
Total posts: 16,412 (3,970 FO)

Report problem with this ad

Messages

Author

Time

Do you have a favorite proverb or proverbial phrase?

JmThms

12/10/19 2:31pm

"Nothin' dumber than a human"

Cougarrr

12/10/19 2:32pm

An army of sheep led by a lion, will defeat an army of lions led by a sheep.

12/10/19 2:36pm

That's good - never heard it before.

Cougarrr

12/10/19 2:40pm

Is it good? Sounds totally false.

JuicyJam

12/10/19 2:55pm

Yeah, I don’t see the lions obeying the sheep. And once battle starts ...

bruincoug

12/10/19 2:57pm

Young-uns never see it that way... until it's too late.

12/10/19 3:18pm

Ok boomer

bruincoug

12/10/19 3:40pm

RE: Ok boomer

12/10/19 4:13pm

Yeah. One lion against an army of lions. Once the lion leader is dead, mutton

SoCalCoug

12/10/19 4:00pm

Please send this to Holmoe

DirtyWater

12/10/19 2:56pm

People who live in glass houses should dress in the basement.

Sea Chicken

12/10/19 2:39pm

Life moves pretty fast...

12/10/19 2:45pm

Never rub another man's rhubarb

Goliath

12/10/19 2:47pm

Don’t start nothin' won’t be nothin'

DieHarder

12/10/19 2:47pm

<< Deleted >>

kcca

12/10/19 2:49pm

My mom used to say, "What Peter says about Paul tells you more about Peter than

Goliath

12/10/19 2:49pm

You don't know what you don't know.

lightmann

12/10/19 2:55pm

Love thy neighbor or I'll punch your lights out-Father Mulcahy

byuluvr

12/10/19 2:56pm

"You can never underestimate anyone. If you overestimate then you underestimate

The Pope

12/10/19 2:58pm

Hang up and DRIVE!

Kauai

12/10/19 2:59pm

A 3-legged dog is better than no dog.

Noni Fruit

12/10/19 3:01pm

Don't trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.

bluecheese

12/10/19 3:03pm

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago; the next best time is now

oohYeah

12/10/19 3:18pm

no, the next best time was 19 years ago. 🙂

BYULAWGUY

12/10/19 4:41pm

"who is this that darkeneth counsel by words without knowledge?"

Blue Print

12/10/19 3:29pm

Eschew Obfuscation

d-coug

12/10/19 3:36pm

Women, can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up

12/10/19 3:41pm

Women. Can't live with them, pass the beer nuts.

JmThms

12/10/19 4:17pm

Norm has a decent list of these

12/10/19 4:23pm

You can only be random if you’re randomly random.

mobomanjoe

12/10/19 3:51pm

“Never look a gift horse in the mouth “

PizzaPipeline

12/10/19 4:04pm

It's not a lie, if you believe it.

Santos L. Halper

12/10/19 4:22pm

"No man arrives suddenly at the summit of sin." -Santos' wise grandpa.

Santos L. Halper

12/10/19 4:23pm

Endeavor to persevere

ArcticKat

12/10/19 4:24pm

No one cares how much you know until they know how much you care.

Soupie

12/10/19 4:24pm

There are two types of people in the world: 1) those who can extrapolate from

Loon to the Moon

12/10/19 4:27pm

“If you’re gonna be a turd go lay in the yard”

CoachSpeak

12/10/19 5:20pm

When do you want the pain?

Coug98

12/10/19 5:25pm

If your wrestle with a pig, you both get dirty, but the pig likes it.

jkccoug

12/10/19 5:26pm

Outside a dog a book is a man's best friend.

sethj250

12/10/19 5:38pm

When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes

Faceman

12/10/19 6:07pm

The soul's salvation is seen in the secret silence of solitude

BYULAWGUY

12/11/19 5:33pm

Report problem with this ad

Posting on CougarBoard

In order to post, you will need to either sign up or log in.

Report problem with this ad