#1-#6 are realistic to some degree.
#7-#8 is always a possibility.
#9 is the result of experimenting with LSD not LDS, but fun to think about.
#10 I think we ALL wish that Jesus would come back soon regardless of anything else and yes, Utah would loose te next 1000 games but only because it's fans would keep sneaking alcohol into the games and, well...you know who would know and be shaking his finger at them.
#11 None at all.

That was pretty funny of you. As my comments reveal, I liked it.