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Oct 19, 2020
11:07:55am

Don_Juan_El_Guapo Intervention Needed

Just tell your kids Santa died from Covid. Done.

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Don_Juan_El_Guapo

Bio page: Don_Juan_El_Guapo
Joined: Dec 1, 2001
Last login: Jun 7, 2024
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Messages

Author

Time

My wife says I'm responsible for being Santa this year and buying all the gifts

cambo

10/19/20 11:02am

Amazon makes this about a 2 hour job.

JAGA97

10/19/20 11:03am

Just tell your kids Santa died from Covid. Done.

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

10/19/20 11:07am

He was in the high-risk category. Old with lots of travel and contact.

spoxjox

10/19/20 11:09am

And Cuomo put him in a rest home to get better.

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

10/19/20 11:10am

And overweight. Good health lesson for kids to learn.

TailgateU

10/19/20 3:06pm

Poor guy. Probably obesity

TNT

10/19/20 11:11am

Ummm...I've been putting out soy milk and gluten free cookies for him

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

10/19/20 11:13am

Soy milk? Well he probably had low T too

TNT

10/19/20 11:15am

Cambo?

10/19/20 11:41am

Mean, just mean...

cambo

10/19/20 2:17pm

RE: Just tell your kids Santa died from Covid. Done.

spoxjox

10/19/20 11:28am

Isn't that a conversation/task you two have together?

Mister P

10/19/20 11:10am

Sometimes, but usually just as surprised as the kids on Christmas morning

cambo

10/19/20 11:15am

Maybe you should gift her marriage counseling 😉

Kauai

10/19/20 11:16am

Brainstorm and create a proposed list for her review. She will think many/most

DC12

10/19/20 11:18am

Good idea!

cambo

10/19/20 11:30am

This is next level husband-ing

jkccoug

10/19/20 11:56am

Ha ha. I sometimes disengage from present buying because my ideas have been

DC12

10/19/20 12:05pm

I learned a LONG time ago, that the best gifts always come from mom and dad.

Eddie

10/19/20 11:19am

that sounds like insecurity

Sea Chicken

10/19/20 11:24am

Amen. Why should my kids be more excited about some fat old red-cheeked dude

panguitch

10/19/20 11:27am

All our gifts basically come from Santa! Soak it all in while they believe.

cambo

10/19/20 11:28am

Your doing it wrong it’s only October and we are pulling the Santa’s watching

cougarfann888

10/20/20 12:05pm

A few lousy months? I mean, I used to do that too. Until I learned better.

Eddie

10/20/20 12:15pm

Feel sad for you...

TheLost

10/19/20 11:25am

What’s the problem? I don’t want that job.

BW84

10/19/20 11:28am

Take em on a big trip. Best christmas gift. Rather than more stuff.

10/19/20 11:47am

not sure that would go over well with two 8 year olds and a 4 year old

cambo

10/19/20 2:16pm

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