...just before press release time. Iowa State Student gov put the entire campus on lock down and went to their safe spaces until the campus police could have the terror-group killed. Since their cops have been replaced with Social-Influencers, they had to call in the City SWAT team because they carry the banned military gear necessary to abort this kind of human debris. SWAT was held up because the campus vaccination card enforcement team was not notified to clear them for entrance. This was not all bad, since they had to wait for their nose-swabs to come back negative anyway.

Once the campus was searched, they only came away with 9 pounds of unclaimed CBD pills. The University is providing trauma counselors for all who require assistance. The Student gov will be tied up for days.