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Oct 7, 2021
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panacablue
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The ability to punch someone through the Internet.
I would initiate the punch and the next time they logged on, pow, right in the kisser.
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Pick a bizarre super power and how you’d use it. No flying, strength, invisibility, etc. Go bizarre.
NewYorkCougar
Playmaker
10/7/21 7:34pm
The ability to know exactly what the trout are feeding on, or where exactly the
Backcountry
10/7/21 7:35pm
That would be amazing.
NewYorkCougar
10/7/21 7:35pm
But it's the search and the uncertainty that makes fishing and hunting fun.
ReyOso
10/7/21 7:47pm
Ability to juggle chainsaws
Y-Zag
10/7/21 7:35pm
Would you be willing to do kids parties?
NewYorkCougar
10/7/21 7:36pm
Absolutely. I would perform anywhere. Might even try it standing on my head.
Y-Zag
10/7/21 7:37pm
RE: Would you be willing to do kids parties?
DiamondMo
10/7/21 7:37pm
I can do that. Easy
Cougarclaw
10/7/21 7:48pm
Power to make people poop themselves. Id do it to them during sports games
Grit for Brains
10/7/21 7:36pm
Even just giving them massive flatulence would be useful.
ReyOso
10/7/21 7:38pm
This is my go-to as well
530Coug
10/7/21 7:54pm
^^^^Evil Genius
NewYorkCougar
10/7/21 8:04pm
The ability to precisely diagnose disease and disorder by smell.
spoxjox
10/7/21 7:36pm
Sounds digusting
a priori
10/7/21 7:38pm
Maybe, but you would make a mint.
spoxjox
10/7/21 7:38pm
I've heard dentists make a lot of money, but that didn't persuade me to want to
a priori
10/7/21 7:40pm
No digging, just sniffing
spoxjox
10/7/21 7:40pm
RE: No digging, just sniffing
a priori
10/7/21 7:41pm
The ability to know exactly which offensive and defensive play calls to make.
a priori
10/7/21 7:39pm
Disable cars and force them to the shoulder.
Ragnar Danneskjold
10/7/21 7:39pm
The power to hit a golf ball exactly where I want it to go.
BYUforlife
10/7/21 7:41pm
Able to convince any random female to come to my hotel room and just sit there and have a pleasant chat
CSoul
10/7/21 7:42pm
Riiiiiiiight.
NewYorkCougar
10/7/21 8:05pm
The ability to fry someone's car or home stereo with my mind. Too loud? No problem.
Division Bell
10/7/21 7:42pm
RE: The ability to fry someone's car or home stereo with my mind. Too loud? No
Y-Zag
10/7/21 7:50pm
That would be awesome
spoxjox
10/7/21 7:57pm
You’d disrupt the “look how cool I am” moments of many a fool. I like it.
NewYorkCougar
10/7/21 8:09pm
The ability to make car tires blow out at will.
durandal
10/7/21 7:43pm
Dark
Backcountry
10/7/21 7:44pm
RE: Dark
durandal
10/7/21 7:57pm
The ability to shovel, and shovel well.
CBaass
10/7/21 7:44pm
Shovel what, exactly?
NewYorkCougar
10/7/21 8:06pm
RE: Shovel what, exactly?
CBaass
10/7/21 8:27pm
RE: The ability to shovel, and shovel well.
specsauce
10/7/21 8:27pm
RE: The ability to shovel, and shovel well.
530Coug
10/7/21 8:30pm
The ability to punch someone through the Internet.
panacablue
10/7/21 7:46pm
This. Is. Awesome!
NewYorkCougar
10/7/21 8:06pm
The ability to see farts and redirect my own. I would call out the offenders
TheoHux
10/7/21 7:50pm
Ability to correctly identify intent of other people.
JohnnyComeLately
10/7/21 7:51pm
The ability to see people how HF sees them and treat them accordingly.
Sandy Lyle
10/7/21 7:51pm
No fair giving real and profound answers
spoxjox
10/7/21 7:58pm
Nothing bizarre about charity, brother. But a great answer. Something we could all use.
NewYorkCougar
10/7/21 8:13pm
Ability to locate anything I focus on. Like keys, pirate treasure, the ark.
Cougarclaw
10/7/21 7:51pm
Ability to walk into any store and snap my fingers and everyone’s face mask
UNLVcougar
10/7/21 7:52pm
Ability to know exactly how long it will be until anyone dies.
Cougarclaw
10/7/21 7:52pm
Ability to convince anyone with my singing voice.
Cougarclaw
10/7/21 7:53pm
Roll for charisma check.
Kral
10/7/21 8:57pm
Ability to win the internet. All the internet
Cougarclaw
10/7/21 7:53pm
Ability to automatically claim to be a fan for the best team in any sport, in any given year, and not be ashamed.
Jimo Dashen
10/7/21 8:01pm
The power to fart someone. Hear me out:
MantisTobaggan
10/7/21 8:02pm
Ok, I can see this.
NewYorkCougar
10/7/21 8:08pm
See or smell?
ordinary tri guy
10/7/21 8:14pm
Well played.
NewYorkCougar
10/7/21 8:19pm
RE: The power to fart someone. Hear me out:
Backcountry
10/7/21 8:40pm
Don’t know if it counts, but I’d want to be an energy vampire. Wait. You say I
m0resn0w
10/7/21 8:09pm
Reading the minds of animals. But it’s just animal sounds like barking and
Hambone
10/7/21 8:35pm
My second choice would be
530Coug
10/7/21 8:37pm
Dare I dream of such a power?
NewYorkCougar
10/7/21 8:49pm
Control traffic lights
sah22
10/7/21 9:19pm
Ability to make everything around me go slow-motion or fast forward/rewind
osbooks
10/7/21 10:19pm
Eat what ever I wanted and not get fat.
CougarAndMerlin
10/7/21 10:34pm
This is brilliant.
NewYorkCougar
10/7/21 10:37pm
The ability to open the fridge and have exactly what I want inside.
Perseguir
10/7/21 10:39pm
Combined with CougarAndMerlin’s super power, this would be a game changer.
NewYorkCougar
10/7/21 10:42pm
The ability to envision the past vividly and fight crime and injustice
BlackBart
10/7/21 11:19pm
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