You can't Venmo calories, silly. Just dollars!

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Nov 17, 2021
2:13:16pm

RSL Nerfherder

You can't Venmo calories, silly. Just dollars!

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RSL

Previous username: RSLCoug
Bio page: RSL
Joined: Nov 5, 2007
Last login: Jun 1, 2024
Total posts: 89,690 (32,415 FO)

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A tip for dieters - drink Coke Zero. Here's why:

RSL Nerfherder

11/17/21 2:06pm

You can't tell TNT what to do

TNT

11/17/21 2:08pm

I believe he just did...

BYUtka

11/17/21 2:11pm

TNT is half tempted to go buy a Coke Zero out of sprite

TNT

11/17/21 2:12pm

Does this with with all zero sodas, or is it exclusive to coke?

Magathis

11/17/21 2:08pm

With Dr Pepper Zero yes, but not Diet Dr Pepper. The "Zero" is key.

RSL

11/17/21 2:09pm

I assumed as much

Magathis

11/17/21 2:10pm

As long as I'm good including Mtn Dew Zero in the rotation.

Eddie

11/17/21 2:11pm

It works. You also want to steer clear of things like "Pepsi Max". That doesn't sound good at all for dieting.

RSL

11/17/21 2:12pm

Works even better with DP Zero-you get the same results, but don’t have to choke down the syrupy pisswater of Coke Zero

11/17/21 2:09pm

YOU FORGOT TO CARRY THE 1

cheezedawg

11/17/21 2:09pm

When you multiply anything by 0 it's 0. I thought that was pretty clear.

RSL

11/17/21 2:10pm

Are you serious? Mom didn't mention that in homeschool

TNT

11/17/21 2:10pm

Go upstairs and ask her to explain it to you now.

bluecheese

11/17/21 2:13pm

This seems like a thinly-veiled insult

TNT

11/17/21 2:13pm

What else did you expect in a weight loss related thread?

bluecheese

11/17/21 2:15pm

Probably should have expected.....thinly-veiled insults

TNT

11/17/21 2:17pm

Diet companies and gyms hate RSL because of this simple weight loss hack.

BlueVU

11/17/21 2:09pm

RE: A tip for dieters - drink Coke Zero. Here's why:

bluecheese

11/17/21 2:11pm

Unfortunately, there is no such thing as DP10 anymore to test the hypothesis.

bluecheese

11/17/21 2:12pm

Probably way too much weight gain.

RSL

11/17/21 2:12pm

One can only assume.

bluecheese

11/17/21 2:14pm

Seems legit. Where can I Venmo all the calories I save from this trick?

John Doe

11/17/21 2:12pm

You can't Venmo calories, silly. Just dollars!

RSL

11/17/21 2:13pm

RE: A tip for dieters - drink Coke Zero. Here's why:

RobAdams

11/17/21 2:13pm

RE: A tip for dieters - drink Coke Zero. Here's why:

CougarTailDevourer

11/17/21 2:13pm

Woh.

RobAdams

11/17/21 2:13pm

Dieting comes down to math, so simple

Jeremy

11/17/21 2:14pm

People want to use some strange wizard formula to help you lose weight when the math is actually quite elementary.

RSL

11/17/21 2:15pm

The problem is these 0 cal sodas make you crave food later on. Something about

FromCAtoUT

11/17/21 2:30pm

I'm not sure you understand. Craving food later doesn't matter as long as you have Coke Zero.

RSL

11/17/21 2:35pm

This is a myth

heber79

11/17/21 2:36pm

I use it too. But my sugar cravings go up when I have fake sugar.

FromCAtoUT

11/17/21 3:15pm

That works for me, for sure.

Eddie

11/17/21 3:17pm

Because coke zero tastes so bad, it'll make you throw everything up and you'll

PrimeQuantumDeek

11/17/21 2:35pm

I mean, your call man. I'm just trying to help.

RSL

11/17/21 2:35pm

All of us now.

Tesla Coug

11/17/21 2:48pm

But why is it that I see overweight people only drinking diet sodas? Is it

semicool

11/17/21 4:24pm

And I thought there wasn't any use for MATH in the real world.

Pangare

11/18/21 7:52am

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