After work one night, we all went to a restaurant for dinner. I had no idea what a portobello was, but the portobello pizza looked good if I could get it without mushrooms.

So, I ordered a portobello pizza, hold the mushrooms. The server laughed and said "You're kidding right" so I said yes.

Then a pizza came out with the hugest and grossest looking mushrooms I have ever seen and I had to pick them off.