As long as he had enough toilets to clean he'd be happy

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UberDeek

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Cougarsandwaves

9/21/22 3:36pm

When did he mention this?

Tesla Coug

9/21/22 3:37pm

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Cougarsandwaves

9/21/22 3:38pm

He's such a loser. I would NEVER hire him. Not even to clean my toilets.

HarlemCoug

9/21/22 3:46pm

You don't seem like a good employer

JoeExotic

9/21/22 3:51pm

Right? How many toilets does he have? What kind of job is that

Heath Squashwell

9/21/22 4:56pm

RE: He's such a loser. I would NEVER hire him. Not even to clean my toilets.

CougarLegend

9/21/22 5:07pm

As long as he had enough toilets to clean he'd be happy

UberDeek

9/21/22 7:47pm

I heard his benchmark was 10 catches. Sucks how close we were to keeping him.

DieHarder

9/21/22 3:37pm

This is an absolute lie. Shame on you.

Pioneercoug

9/21/22 3:38pm

It seems you're close to the Holker family if not a member of it.

BlueVU

9/21/22 3:40pm

Not really a quote you see in team sports locker rooms.

JAGA97

9/21/22 3:43pm

we're in the era of "do what's best for him" and yet he's taking this to another

fattycoug

9/21/22 3:43pm

The starting QB for Houston did this a year or two ago. Can’t remember his name

Forest Green

9/21/22 5:44pm

D’eriq King

thaskoozcoug

9/21/22 5:50pm

The fact that you know this guy’s name is evidence that it’s pretty rare, an probably not a way you want to be remembere

mvtoro

9/21/22 6:24pm

Yes, Holker can absolutely do what he thinks is best for himself, but

akbarishiwatsu

9/21/22 4:38pm

Dude.. you can try to carry this loser's water all you want, but he abandoned his mates in the middle of the season. He

HarlemCoug

9/21/22 3:47pm

I don't have to...hes already roomed in your head.

Pioneercoug

9/21/22 3:49pm

Let's do this. How many D1 starters (what's that number? Over 2k?) abandoned their teammates last week? Over under is

HarlemCoug

9/21/22 3:56pm

You are exhibiting some wildly entertaining behavior in this thread.

JoeExotic

9/21/22 3:59pm

I'm just here for you.

HarlemCoug

9/21/22 4:01pm

LOL this thread is getting better and better

JoeExotic

9/21/22 4:05pm

Still waiting for the list of D1 starters this season who left their team last week. I got Holker, who you got?

HarlemCoug

9/21/22 4:12pm

I'm still waiting for you to realize

JoeExotic

9/21/22 4:16pm

Didnt think so

HarlemCoug

9/21/22 4:31pm

What does the number of athletes who transferred away have to do with

CougarLegend

9/21/22 5:15pm

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kahuna

9/21/22 8:22pm

Either 1) your comment is TIC, 2) You're also unhinged or 3)

CougarLegend

9/22/22 12:05am

Of course I know the difference between know and no I was just typing it fast

kahuna

9/22/22 5:48am

RE: Of course I know the difference between know and no I was just typing it

CougarLegend

9/22/22 8:41am

Yikes dude

JoeExotic

9/21/22 3:53pm

I get the frustration but this is a bit harsh, man. He’s just a college kid.

Yucatan

9/21/22 3:56pm

It's his entire support staff. Not just him. What losers.

HarlemCoug

9/21/22 3:59pm

He's a grown 23 yr. old. He's no kid. The men who stormed Normandy were like

gopman

9/21/22 4:02pm

I’ll accept that. I still think some things are better left unsaid.

Yucatan

9/21/22 4:59pm

Not true. Their average age was 26. Please try another specious argument.

Les IsMore

9/21/22 9:17pm

Half the actual combat troops in Europe were teenagers which was my point.

gopman

9/22/22 3:44pm

Point being Holker is no kid but an adult. We had

gopman

9/22/22 4:03pm

23 and not a kid and it's not harsh its the truth

kahuna

9/21/22 8:25pm

No need for this

Ironhide

9/21/22 3:59pm

There are legit reasons why someone may choose to leave mid-season

Dan

9/21/22 4:00pm

Well

cajuncoug

9/21/22 5:44pm

Well, in Holker’s case…

cajuncoug

9/21/22 5:52pm

I was not inferring there was an altercation. It was a hypothetical example.

Dan

9/21/22 6:00pm

My reply was mostly in jest

cajuncoug

9/21/22 8:03pm

I mean, I got it..

IceBlue

9/21/22 9:48pm

Good grief.

DieHarder

9/21/22 4:04pm

If players don't play well enough the team can pull their scholarship or kick

here's to hoping

9/21/22 4:57pm

Remind me when BYU OR Kalani has pulled a scholly midseason ?

kahuna

9/21/22 8:30pm

How do you pull a scholly mid-season? Most is paid at the start of the semester.

Les IsMore

9/21/22 9:24pm

BYU police issue a parking ticket every day until the debt is paid

Great38

9/21/22 9:32pm

I'm happy KS hasn't, but he has the power to pull scholarships. There are a few

here's to hoping

9/21/22 9:59pm

Lol this is the best.

Virginia Ute

9/21/22 6:31pm

Your giddiness on this thread is reminiscent of Satan laughing and rejoicing as good men struggle.

CLCougar

9/21/22 7:20pm

Because cheering against a football team is what God and Satan care about?

troglodyte

9/21/22 11:28pm

👹

CLCougar

9/21/22 7:38pm

Cougarsandwaves look what you've done. You have ticked off Mrs. Holker

indocoug

9/21/22 3:49pm

Don't forget the pillow with a chocolate mint while

gopman

9/21/22 4:05pm

What is it with kids from Lehi & bailing on their teams? Must be in the water.

RdF3

9/21/22 6:03pm

their HS coach did the same thing twice.

AFitisemanu

9/21/22 8:27pm

Where oh where did you go Cougardsandwaves????

Pioneercoug

9/22/22 4:37pm

Maybe if he could fight off single coverage by a cornerback…

Six Foot Seven

9/21/22 3:39pm

silly

fattycoug

9/21/22 3:39pm

Seems like Pioneercoug and Cougarsandwaves received conflicting messages at the

kansascougar

9/21/22 3:41pm

One on Mom's side and one on Dad's

RH84025

9/21/22 3:42pm

Haha..he must have been the dude that stole all the carrot jello.

Pioneercoug

9/21/22 3:45pm

If that’s true, thats’s absolute trash behavior. Premeditated.

AZPTCOUG

9/21/22 3:45pm

Why give it 3 games? Why not just leave?

Mostlyaccurate

9/21/22 3:52pm

Not to mention, he took valuable reps from the other tight ends.

DoomGuy

9/21/22 4:35pm

And a scholarship from someone.

ochobeeguy

9/21/22 4:37pm

This👆🏽

kahuna

9/21/22 8:33pm

I blame him. He's a self centered jerk

HighHorse

9/21/22 3:57pm

Holker's ward members out in force in this thread. He abandoned his teammates after 3 games ( like no starter in college

HarlemCoug

9/21/22 4:10pm

Imo you can disagree with his decision without having a teenage girl meltdown.

DieHarder

9/21/22 4:13pm

Lol so funny to see a grown man’s tears over the actions of a young adult…

DrJazzy

9/21/22 7:34pm

Dang ... if that's true he should have declined being a team captain.

runnincoug

9/21/22 4:20pm

So his plan was to make it as awkward as possible for himself on campus until December when he can transfer? I kind

mokelembembe

9/21/22 4:42pm

I doubt he will finish his classes……..

Phreddy

9/22/22 2:00am

Transferring is one thing, but to go to Utah? And so many people in this thread

84 natlchamps

9/21/22 5:09pm

Who was he planning to steal touches from? Puka?

ProvoSpain

9/21/22 5:33pm

There's just two things I find disingenuous about what Dallin has done: 1) Agreeing to wear the "Love One Another" shirt

CLCougar

9/21/22 7:18pm

RE: This was always the plan for Dallin Holker

rholker

9/22/22 12:51pm

And what are his reasons? Because as it sits right now. He's got some serious

CougarTailDevourer

9/22/22 1:04pm

Better you're not here.

Six Foot Seven

9/22/22 1:12pm

Some BYU fans are just insecure and petty.

DrJazzy

9/22/22 10:36pm

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