app called "WTForecast". Its a normal weather app just like dozens of others out there that gives accurate weather information, but instead of the boring descriptions of "Partly Cloudy" or "Rain" or "Sunny", it will say things like "It's either partly sunny or partly cloudy, who knows?" or "It's raining and Mother Nature gives zero craps" or "Its hot enough to give you swamp butt".

Suddenly I am checking my weather app multiple times a day instead of once or twice per week just to see what it says.