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Jul 21, 2017
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I was shocked when I learned vasectomy wasn't 100% guaranteed
My friend got a vasectomy because his wife had a really hard time in pregnancy. Lo and behold she got pregnant. Lo and behold also turned out to be his kid.
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Let's get a thread going for failed birth control measures. I recently
Ulysses14
7/21/17 9:47am
^^^^^That might be the best humble brag of all time
Greg Kite's 'stache
7/21/17 9:48am
That seems like a weird topic for discussion
OneUpper
7/21/17 9:48am
Please. please, please let Ulysses14 start teaching adult Sunday School, no way
calvindyer
7/21/17 12:05pm
RE: Let's get a thread going for failed birth control measures. I recently
monkeycowboy
7/21/17 9:49am
She is telling the photographer.
IndependentGeorge
7/21/17 9:50am
I've had lots of times birth control worked......
TheWanderer
7/21/17 9:49am
Abstinence doesn't count!
Chambana Coug
7/21/17 9:51am
The only 100% sure way.
BYUtka
7/21/17 9:55am
Well, my secretary is pregnant and her husband has had a vasectomy...
Chester Copperpot
7/21/17 9:50am
Is that an admission of guilt?
supertux
7/21/17 9:54am
My wife is my secretary
Chester Copperpot
7/21/17 9:58am
oh man... Who's gonna man up and explain this to Chester?
Probable Sacko
7/21/17 10:00am
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supertux
7/21/17 10:00am
I was shocked when I learned vasectomy wasn't 100% guaranteed
(Private)
7/21/17 5:29pm
That's why you get that Ops Checked before you go live.
BYUSwoop
7/21/17 7:00pm
Have a former coworker who never did the post procedure testing and was still
BYUtka
7/21/17 9:54am
Life will find a way!!!!
Mayor of Cougartown
7/21/17 9:57am
Congrats! Just think of your family as Jurassic Park. "Life finds a way!"
BYUtka
7/21/17 9:50am
Link
(Private)
7/21/17 5:30pm
RE: Let's get a thread going for failed birth control measures. I recently
zonacougar
7/21/17 9:52am
My wife's IUD failed too, but I think it was because she had it taken out without telling me.....
Santos L. Halper
7/21/17 9:57am
Did you divorce her?
The Board Genius
7/21/17 9:58am
Almost, we're still building trust. And by we I mean her
Santos L. Halper
7/21/17 10:01am
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IndependentGeorge
7/21/17 10:02am
Thousands of tries and I have never been pregnant. Being a man is 100% effective
Probable Sacko
7/21/17 10:03am
Board name checks out.
immacougar
7/21/17 10:04am
RE: Thousands of tries and I have never been pregnant. Being a man is 100%
monkeycowboy
7/21/17 10:05am
RE: Let's get a thread going for failed birth control measures. I recently
Santos L. Halper
7/21/17 10:05am
Ah crap...I don't want a vasectomy. ..
CarolinaCoug
7/21/17 10:06am
I keep trying the rhythm method, but it kind of sucks.
chilango
7/21/17 10:07am
Many moons ago my father asked me...
bluegato
7/21/17 10:16am
the rhythm of love?
Probable Sacko
7/21/17 10:17am
More like the rhythm of having babies.
chilango
7/21/17 11:06am
Never understood how that could work...tried it so many times but I mostly just
zonacougar
7/21/17 11:32am
Rythm method is not about the way you have sex. It means you don't have
CDV
7/21/17 1:05pm
RE: Rythm method is not about the way you have sex. It means you don't have
zonacougar
7/21/17 2:37pm
doh!
Jimmy Rocket
7/21/17 3:26pm
My wife and I conceived naturally zero times in 17 years, then 2x in three years
cougarmeister
7/21/17 10:07am
my brother & his wife, after 10 years of visits to the fertility Dr adopted 3...
Probable Sacko
7/21/17 10:15am
We found out when my wife said: "Come over here and feel my stomach!"
cougarmeister
7/21/17 12:17pm
Can't imagine a surprise getting any better than that.
Probable Sacko
7/21/17 2:18pm
That is freaking awesome!
Lalau
7/21/17 5:53pm
SK is the product of failed BC
slowhiteguy
7/21/17 10:08am
My wife is pregnant again
CocaColaRecovery
7/21/17 10:09am
Uh. Sorry?
slowhiteguy
7/21/17 10:10am
Chester Copperpot dupe account?
chilango
7/21/17 10:12am
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
GeauxCougs
7/21/17 10:15am
There aren't any Jerry's in our lives.
CocaColaRecovery
7/21/17 10:17am
RE: There aren't any Jerry's in our lives.
CocaColaRecovery
7/21/17 10:30am
I'm sorry, CBers get offended when people say this but... I've never seen GOT
GeauxCougs
7/21/17 10:59am
Buried response isn't going to get a ton of laughs.
byujacob
7/21/17 11:00am
RE: My wife is pregnant again
byujacob
7/21/17 10:22am
I know a guy with a botched vasectomy. He's even more potent now.
Caboom
7/21/17 10:11am
As shown by.......?
(Private)
7/21/17 8:27pm
Idk if true but I've heard after having a kid or two iuds are less reliable. My
IceCreamButt
7/21/17 10:16am
My siblings teased me for being an "accident". Once I went
soupie
7/21/17 10:23am
Haha yeah i got teased for being an accident too, it never bothered me and i
IceCreamButt
7/21/17 12:47pm
Yep I agree. It's pretty horrible. I was just trying to make light of how it can be handled.
soupie
7/21/17 1:08pm
I bought a lot of Dwight &a Church (Trojan) stock for its product. I'm happy
jamalccc
7/21/17 10:17am
Essure. It has been great.
jlm252
7/21/17 10:27am
We had 3 kids then my wife's factory broke. No extra measures needed. #blessed
byujdmba
7/21/17 10:38am
My wife has a cousin that got pregnant prior to getting married.
TriggerWarning
7/21/17 10:44am
Wow, take notes when you hang out with that part of the family, then write a
calvindyer
7/21/17 11:45am
Hey, it can happen. My wife and I washed out jeans in the same load of laundry and she got pregnant.
Santos L. Halper
7/21/17 1:03pm
You can't get gonorrhea from a tractor
Tabernacle Tech
7/21/17 1:15pm
Sounds like you aren't trying hard enough
IceCreamButt
7/21/17 1:19pm
imagine all the failed pregnancies she must have had from public hot tubs...
Probable Sacko
7/21/17 2:21pm
Vasectomies aren't perfect, but from what I have seen and heard they seem more
TheLoneCougar
7/21/17 10:49am
Vasectomies are pretty good as long as you test yourself fairly consistantly
GeauxCougs
7/21/17 11:00am
I've never heard of continual testing. I was "fixed" three years ago but the doc
TheLoneCougar
7/21/17 11:03am
You can take yearly samples in to the urologist to make sure there is no
GeauxCougs
7/21/17 8:42pm
Consistently? Even without a test, they are pretty effective...
Jericho
7/21/17 8:30pm
They work for >99% of men.
IGlowInTheDark
7/21/17 11:56am
Correct, I got that one done.
TheLoneCougar
7/21/17 12:28pm
Lots of trial and hopefully no error.
cougaman
7/21/17 8:08pm
A couple in our ward gave us their crib because they were "done" and he got
frontrowcougar
7/21/17 11:03am
RE: A couple in our ward gave us their crib because they were "done" and he got
Santos L. Halper
7/21/17 1:06pm
Same with us.
BYUSwoop
7/21/17 7:06pm
We will let Russ Hanneman know!
calvindyer
7/21/17 11:11am
This needs to happen
calvindyer
7/21/17 11:13am
Our first was conceived while my wife was on the pill.
KingDave
7/21/17 12:11pm
we had a failed condom pregnancy
warp
7/21/17 12:16pm
Do returned missionaries have higher fail rates or something?
Chambana Coug
7/21/17 12:20pm
Returned or reversed?
Ty10s_WinGames
7/21/17 1:57pm
haha
warp
7/21/17 4:42pm
I'll just call you Ron Swanson
(Private)
7/21/17 5:27pm
Get gelded.
Instagrammarian
7/22/17 2:37am
My daughter was conceived on the mini pill. We expected to need fertility
LaserCoug
8/12/18 4:44am
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