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Jan 13, 2018
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TheWanderer
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I'm the parent of a child who plays football and eats soup. This soup is TOXIC!
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My wife is making chicken noodle soup for a sick lady. I peed in it when she
Zaphod
1/13/18 4:12pm
I'm the parent of a child who plays football and eats soup. This soup is TOXIC!
TheWanderer
1/13/18 4:16pm
Hope they dont donate it to a food shelter. Not cool.
SouthernBlueBlood
1/13/18 4:20pm
Hopefully he's careful about who prepares his soup. Never know how sanitary
GastonCoug
1/13/18 4:20pm
Logistically how do you pee in the soup? I assume your stove isn’t 3 feet high nor you 7 feet tall
SouthernBlueBlood
1/13/18 4:22pm
Reminds me of that Silicon Valley bit; it still cracks me up
shammy
1/13/18 4:52pm
Should’ve made sloppy joes and taken a dump in those
nashty
1/13/18 4:24pm
Meh...That shouldn't hurt him. Might add flavor though.
Cougarfan777
1/13/18 4:26pm
Unfortunately, urine is sterile
Solomon Levi
1/13/18 4:27pm
Did the stream split in two? That would be Split Pea Soup.
ClackamasCoug
1/13/18 4:28pm
RE: Did the stream split in two? That would be Split Pea Soup.
maxpowers
1/13/18 4:37pm
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Cretin
1/13/18 4:54pm
Can that really happen? I wouldn’t know I’m not a dude.
ByuImaginesDragons
1/13/18 9:42pm
Yup, it has been referred to as the DSS: Dreaded Split Stream.
Breaded Hamster
1/14/18 9:25pm
Icon checks out
Paco
1/13/18 4:38pm
He'll just throw it out and make Gyro's. I hear he's a food snob.
fredy
1/13/18 4:51pm
I’m pretty sure that dude deserves it.
chilango
1/13/18 4:59pm
Oh oh! Urine trouble!
fan_byu
1/13/18 5:13pm
RE: Oh oh! Urine trouble!
ByuImaginesDragons
1/13/18 9:43pm
I bet you wished you pooped in it after smelling the gyros.
Jeffacka
1/13/18 6:23pm
Cougarboard of the Flies is all I can say after reading some of this thread...
Crowgar
1/14/18 1:28am
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