I've recently uncovered new evidence: the BYU grad programs have been colluding with the Utah athletic department in order to influence the annual rivalry game between the two schools. Specifically, the grad programs at BYU have been making every effort to prevent grad transfer student athletes from other universities from enrolling at BYU, thus crippling BYU sports and practically ensuring a victory for Utah this coming season.
These findings, if true, represent the single largest threat to BYU sports existence in the history of sports. If true, we the people of BYU fandom must not shirk on our responsibility to use every means to remove from power the people responsible, starting with that no-good, dirty, rotten, pig-stealing great-great-grandfather who is referred to by his supporters as Kevin. The whole administration needs to go if this evidence is validated. If the grad programs are indeed guilty of collusion, Tom Holmoe himself should threaten to resign if something is not done about the issue. I want multiple indictments.
Fortunately, proof of these allegations (which have serious implications if true, and let's face it, we already know they are true) is coming in the form of an admissions decision which will appear at an unknown date in the near future. But we really don't need to even read the admissions decision because we already know that the BYU admin are guilty of collusion. But that said, we have the utmost confidence that the admissions decision will support our claims. I mean, just look at the evidence presented in this post--look how serious this collusion would be if true!