You go to the JFK memorial in Dallas and you’d thing he was the best president to ever walk the face of the earth. (Texas Hammer)

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Jun 11, 2019
3:29:41pm

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You go to the JFK memorial in Dallas and you’d thing he was the best president to ever walk the face of the earth.

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Texas Hammer

Previous username: texascougs
Bio page: Texas Hammer
Joined: Sep 3, 2011
Last login: Nov 11, 2019
Total posts: 44,826 (2,615 FO)
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Author

Date

What is the biggest lie in history?

Jericho

Jun 11, 1:05pm

Washington and the Cherry tree.

Tokolosh

Jun 11, 1:06pm

Jordan pushed off

The Machine

Jun 11, 1:07pm

Amen

cougfanblue

Jun 11, 1:21pm

and amen

Jimmy Rocket

Jun 13, 10:24pm

Earth is spherical

Sea Chicken

Jun 11, 1:07pm

As in it not a perfect sphere, or as in it is actually flat and not round?

Mississippi

Jun 11, 1:23pm

Vaccinations are safe

Sea Chicken

Jun 11, 1:09pm

Battery-powered cars are zero-emission

Texas Hammer

Jun 11, 1:11pm

That is how long 6 inches is.

CDV

Jun 11, 1:11pm

Stupid Subway

Superkid

Jun 11, 1:12pm

RE: That is how long 6 inches is.

Martin Van Nostrand

Jun 11, 1:14pm

Before my mission I was all-state & took guitar lessons from EVH.

BigD Coug

Jun 11, 1:12pm

My truck is paid for*

UberDeek

Jun 11, 1:12pm

I won this belt buckle in a rodeo*

UberDeek

Jun 11, 1:13pm

You can keep your healthcare provider and rates will go down

Epileptic Beagle

Jun 11, 1:13pm

The average family will save $2,500 per year!!!

Y-Zag

Jun 11, 1:41pm

Utah National Championship

whiteninja

Jun 11, 1:13pm

Followed by Cold Fusion

Q-grr

Jun 11, 3:13pm

Safety First

CDV

Jun 11, 1:14pm

Good one

Jericho

Jun 11, 1:18pm

Getting your eagle scout award will help you get all the best jobs.

fredgarvin

Jun 11, 1:14pm

The story of Christopher Columbus.

RdF3

Jun 11, 1:14pm

seriously. that he is someone to be revered.

smokymountainrain

Jun 11, 1:15pm

Man landed on the Moon

Faceman

Jun 11, 1:14pm

That story is ludicrous. That people believe that in the 1960s we could get all the way there? Without

CDV

Jun 11, 1:20pm

Barking Spiders

whiteninja

Jun 11, 1:14pm

I know my uncle has a few in his house. Never been able to see them though...

cougarsnooty

Jun 11, 2:36pm

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Indy Coug

Jun 11, 1:17pm

Pinball won't bring you pleasure. Some guy on CB

TNT

Jun 11, 1:18pm

"Learn cursive, you'll need it in your future"...

CougieMcCougFace

Jun 11, 1:19pm

Don't learn cursive, you'll never have to read anything from the past

2FarGone

Jun 11, 1:20pm

CougieMcCougFace

Jun 11, 1:21pm

I needed it in order to read mom's and grandma's handwriting

supertux

Jun 11, 1:24pm

You can't use those words on CB anyway

mwcoug

Jun 11, 1:51pm

Scarlett Johansson can act.

neboutefan

Jun 11, 1:20pm

It matters whether Scarlett Johansson can act.

Creekster

Jun 11, 1:34pm

She could fold laundry and I’d prob watch

shammy

Jun 11, 2:20pm

That the devil didn't exist.

shimmy

Jun 11, 1:20pm

That’s a line from a great movie

Coug98

Jun 11, 8:07pm

Formula being safe for infants

Dillinger

Jun 11, 1:21pm

We’ve formula fed all of ours. They turned out fine.

Adwight

Jun 11, 1:40pm

RE: We’ve formula fed all of ours. They turned out fine.

Dillinger

Jun 11, 1:43pm

Good deeds make up for bad ones.

Kauai

Jun 11, 1:21pm

Oh crap. TNT's whole life is based on this principle

TNT

Jun 11, 1:25pm

All your base are belong to us. False, we owned all our base.

Bob Vance

Jun 11, 1:22pm

My first choice was the University of Utah

Zaphod

Jun 11, 1:24pm

QAnon was wrong

RSL

Jun 11, 1:25pm

Rhode 👏 Island 👏 is 👏 not👏 an 👏 island.

joelvandyne

Jun 11, 1:25pm

Women dont care about looks as much as personality.

monkeycowboy

Jun 11, 1:25pm

They also don't care if you have any money, as long as you look good enough

2FarGone

Jun 11, 1:29pm

That's definitely false but they're less concentrated on looks but divide

BeefNoodleSoup

Jun 11, 1:29pm

A couple of researchers at the University of Utah discovered cold fusion.

Soy Celeste

Jun 11, 1:25pm

The definition of insanity

Twin Roots

Jun 11, 1:30pm

Agreed. Sometimes you try the same thing and DO get different results!

CougieMcCougFace

Jun 11, 1:34pm

Modest is Hottest

StapleGun

Jun 11, 1:30pm

True in some cases.

Philosoraptor

Jun 11, 1:44pm

That I am thankful for the moderation in this thread, which has created 3-5 more followed threads for me.

TCuz

Jun 11, 1:34pm

Lincoln Ended Slavery with Emancipation Proclamation.

TAMUCoug

Jun 11, 1:37pm

Thanks for this history lesson.

BYUALWAYSNUM1

Jun 11, 5:46pm

"I can't believe it's not butter"

DapperDan

Jun 11, 1:38pm

Margarine. Such a scam

TNT

Jun 11, 1:41pm

The sky is blue

Jeremy

Jun 11, 1:46pm

Abraham Lincoln was a great president.

Brutus216

Jun 11, 1:58pm

John F. Kennedy was a good president.

Benfica1

Jun 11, 2:00pm

Trump is/was very successful in business...

So it goes...

Jun 11, 2:13pm

Here’s a two-fer: Stable Genius

MatthiasG

Jun 11, 3:21pm

You go to the JFK memorial in Dallas and you’d thing he was the best president to ever walk the face of the earth.

Texas Hammer

Jun 11, 3:29pm

This! Lincoln was clearly not just great. He was inspiring and amazing!

cbluil

Jun 11, 2:19pm

Brutus needs to read "Team of Rivals"

Soy Celeste

Jun 11, 3:32pm

Fantastic book.

cbluil

Jun 11, 5:35pm

Honestly, I'm skeptical about the 2 inch thing.

Belboz

Jun 11, 2:04pm

Transfiguration of Brigham Young

EastCougar

Jun 11, 2:05pm

Pearl Harbor was a Surprise Attack

dk4

Jun 11, 2:17pm

World War 2 pulled us out of the Great Depression

HighHorse

Jun 11, 3:17pm

Or that FDR ended the Depression.

BlueBlood94

Jun 12, 12:04am

Yes, the New Deal actually extended the depression in the USA for 8 more years.

Benfica1

Jun 12, 8:28am

True

HighHorse

Jun 12, 7:58pm

“Arbeit macht frei” Work makes you free

DKN

Jun 11, 3:25pm

I was just there. Haunting...

Tweege

Jun 11, 5:14pm

Easy:

Gustav

Jun 11, 3:56pm

I rate Wilson

HighHorse

Jun 11, 4:01pm

Immunizations don’t cause autism

maxpowers

Jun 11, 4:36pm

But Jenny McCarthy did used to be really hot.

Q-grr

Jun 11, 6:22pm

A land without a people for a people without a land.

BeefNoodleSoup

Jun 11, 5:00pm

“Better Than Sex” cake

Breaded Hamster

Jun 11, 7:25pm

Are you saying there’s not really a cake with that name?

CommodoreCoug

Jun 11, 7:39pm

I suppose I worded it poorly. I’ll edit.

Breaded Hamster

Jun 11, 7:41pm

No demand

IceCreamButt

Jun 11, 7:40pm

The answer to "does this outfit make me look fat?"

UberDeek

Jun 11, 10:08pm

The skewing of history by the ideological Left.

JmThms

Jun 12, 9:03am

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