Has to be fake. Why would you leave the hotel room naked in the first place?

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Jun 17, 2019
4:22:36pm

darkcoug All-American

Has to be fake. Why would you leave the hotel room naked in the first place?

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darkcoug

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Author

Time

I hate when this happens

fredetteaboutit13

6/17/19 4:13pm

Why do I ever stay in a hotel? Who are these degenerates walking around naked?

rcbyufan

6/17/19 4:15pm

Mr. Bean.

6/17/19 4:21pm

Why does it only happen to guys?

Crowgar

6/18/19 5:49pm

Has to be fake. Why would you leave the hotel room naked in the first place?

darkcoug

6/17/19 4:22pm

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Buffalo

6/17/19 4:23pm

There are 8 billion people in the world. Surely there is at least one

SandYFan

6/17/19 4:24pm

do you not travel on business?

BlueFrog

6/17/19 4:25pm

Not enough to slowly saunter into the halls completely naked I guess

darkcoug

6/17/19 4:29pm

Clearly using a hotel the wrong way.

IceBlueCoug

6/17/19 4:25pm

The fake part is that he has the sense to cover himself with his hands and stand there, but no sense to

Bob Vance

6/17/19 4:45pm

^^^ This. At the very least ask someone to grab a towel from their room.

Game Changer

6/17/19 4:49pm

I did this once in a really nice hotel in DC, but in my garments.

adrock

6/17/19 4:32pm

Really nice hotels have robes

Carnac

6/17/19 4:41pm

how much did you tip?

StantonMac

6/17/19 4:55pm

I once woke up to having someone in my room in the middle of the night

g$

6/17/19 5:18pm

Wut? Explanation needed

cube3_cougar

6/18/19 9:19am

Hacienda hotel next to LAX, it was a hotwire stay so getting robbed shouldn't

g$

6/18/19 11:24am

Hilarious! But also frightening...

cube3_cougar

6/18/19 3:01pm

just my dignity when he saw me in my G's

g$

6/18/19 3:09pm

It would have been more entertaining seeing a lady handle this predicament.

Q-grr

6/17/19 4:33pm

Same solution just more bowls

Sea Chicken

6/17/19 4:34pm

The guy was too lackadaisical. It would have been funny to see total trepidation heading to the lobby.

Q-grr

6/17/19 4:48pm

i can't believe he didn't ask someone to help him. He passed like 5 people

Cougarclaw

6/17/19 4:35pm

That would have deprived him from his exhibitionism. He clearly wanted to go

Left Shark Coug

6/17/19 4:50pm

Isn't this called "The Majerus" or "Majerus-ing"?

6/17/19 4:50pm

I just threw up in my mouth with the image that phrase put in my head. Thanks a lot!!

6/17/19 4:58pm

<< Deleted >>

6/17/19 5:02pm

I guess some of us have a gut that takes care of the front. Good point, er idea

6/17/19 5:20pm

RE: I hate when this happens

Ham

6/17/19 5:05pm

As fake as Brooke and Jubal’s phone taps. Those people are bad actors.

N8Dawg

6/17/19 5:18pm

One time driving from Texas to North Carolina with my mom and sister we got in

AlphaCoug

6/17/19 7:12pm

Oh my gosh this is so good.

6/17/19 7:44pm

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