"Frank".

Told me to "be in front of your computer". I said okay. Then he asked if it was on, I said no. When he told me to turn it on I told him I had to plug it in. After I waited a few minutes, I asked why he was calling me.

He told me windows had sent an error message to my computer. I said, how did it do that, since it's not plugged in. He told me that the computer ID is always active. I was impressed.

Then he asked if I had turned it on, and I said yes because it takes a little while. He said how long, I said I'm not sure because I'm running Windows 95. He told me I was lying because Windows 95 didn't exist. I told him he needed to get on google and look for it because it was one of the largest releases in his company's history. He kept asking how long it takes my computer to boot up and I said awhile. he asked when the last time I used it and I said two days ago. I asked him why he was being so impatient

"Yes I'm impatient! I'm a very impatient person". I said, why are you being so rude to me, I want to talk to your manager. he refused to let me talk to a manager. Computer "still hadn't booted up yet".

I said the call center behind him was very loud. He hung up.

He's going to feel dumb when he learns Windows 95 is real.