I haven't been to a veterinarian for a certain diagnoses, but my symptoms match all of those found in a quick CB search. I was going to use google, but who has time for that?

Anyway, I noticed a new symptom yesterday. I haven't felt thirsty for several days and my lips are suddenly severely chapped. Normally, I have no trouble drinking. I go through water like mad. Since my ailment, however, I hardly drink at all. Forcing water down my throat is like trying to force a toddler to eat something he doesn't want... or more accurately, I guess, a toddler whose hands are controlled by a demon of some sort that wants him to eat something he doesn't want so it looks like he's fighting with his own body. Well, that's weird. It's really just more like me trying to force myself to drink when the thought of drinking is abhorrent.

Well, I decided I'd test myself yesterday with something more tempting by grabbing a can of Squirt. Who could resist Squirt? It's delicious.
I opened the can, took a sip, and then put the can down. More than a full half of football passed before I even gave another thought to that can of Squirt and I had no desire for it.

Obviously, I'm ruined.

It's a shame that I'm not an alcoholic because I'm sure I'd be cured by now.
Maybe I'd still want to eat it though so who knows?
What's the rule on eating alcohol? Does that still count?