So I was at Target with the wife and I found myself standing next to the rack with all the Bang energy drinks. My wife was a few rows down the aisle, and the place was packed with shoppers. So being the degenerate that I am, I yelled to my wife:

“Hey, do you want to Bang?”

She didn’t think she heard me clearly, so she kind of gestured like “What?”

So even louder I ask “Do you want to Bang now? Or maybe later?”

Her face turned to a look of embarrassment and horror. So I lifted a Bang off the shelf and pointed at it. Relief and amusement replaced the look of horror on her face. I explained that people from CB would like that joke.

So then she says: “Cougarboard, huh? Well, it all makes sense now.”