My friend claims he “accidentally” glued himself to his autobiography. I don’t believe him,

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Jan 8, 2020
10:28:51am

scootsy Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

but that's his story and he's sticking to it.

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scootsy

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Time

Post your "Dad-Jokes" Here

RockyBalboa

1/8/20 10:14am

Why didn't the koala get the job?

Revolution

1/8/20 10:15am

Too soon... Them koalas are suffering right now

letthewookieewin

1/8/20 10:16am

It's probably for the best - they're riddled with chlamydia and I found out recently that the babies eat their mom's

foofcoug

1/8/20 10:23am

alternative punchline...

inside_info?

1/8/20 10:24am

Did you hear about the giant that is throwing up?

TN_Coug

1/8/20 10:17am

Ok... you asked for it.

Cougar86

1/8/20 10:20am

That's awful...

Y-Zag

1/8/20 10:33am

Thank you sir! This killed it at bedtime tonight! Mic drop!

RalphWiggam

1/8/20 10:45pm

You’re welcome!! It’s the best joke for kids!

Cougar86

1/9/20 10:28am

Why didn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

CopperLix

1/8/20 10:21am

or the balls.

frontrowcougar

1/8/20 10:44am

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Hank Rearden

1/8/20 10:26am

Did you hear about the camping trip?

NWCoug

1/8/20 10:27am

My friend claims he “accidentally” glued himself to his autobiography. I don’t believe him,

scootsy

1/8/20 10:28am

How does a spider go into battle?

TN_Coug

1/8/20 10:36am

RE: Post your "Dad-Jokes" Here

Pete

1/8/20 10:36am

How do you even know what’s a dad joke? Is it aparent?

autonomous

1/8/20 10:38am

Usually because kids will laugh, but adults roll their eyes.

Misteak

1/8/20 10:45am

RE: Usually because kids will laugh, but adults roll their eyes.

autonomous

1/8/20 10:50am

Perfect description

NorCal Cougar

1/8/20 11:47am

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?

ocho quatro

1/8/20 10:41am

What kind of cheese is not your cheese?

boorad

1/8/20 10:43am

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Sacto Cougar

1/8/20 10:52am

What do the movies Titanic and Sixth Sense have in common?

ClackamasCoug

1/8/20 11:12am

RE: What do the movies Titanic and Sixth Sense have in common?

Pete

1/9/20 10:45am

RE: What do the movies Titanic and Sixth Sense have in common?

ClackamasCoug

1/10/20 5:31pm

I didn't use to like having a beard...

NorCal Cougar

1/8/20 11:45am

How can you tell when Will Smith walks in the snow?

Jeff Spicoli

1/8/20 12:24pm

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Squeegee

1/8/20 1:47pm

Let's hope Tesla doesn't have any big CEO scandals.

Squeegee

1/8/20 1:57pm

Reddit.com/r/dadjokes/

Diablo and Doc

1/8/20 2:05pm

I found the easiest way to keep my canadian bacon from curling when I cook it.

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