The thing that bothers me most is that the entire statement is center justified.

Jan 22, 2020
7:42:12pm

Martin Van Nostrand Playmaker

Is it meant to be sung? Is this a poem? Why is Kansas outsourcing this thing to a sophmore English major, they’re a blue blood program.

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Martin Van Nostrand

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Messages

Author

Time

De Sousa apology

Indy Coug Loquacious Lummox

1/22/20 7:20pm

He is SUCH a great writer.

buckeyecougarguy

1/22/20 7:24pm

Well, he is getting a college education.

Indy Coug

1/22/20 7:24pm

I agree. He should go into public relations after college

Ojiisan

1/22/20 7:25pm

You believe he wrote that entirely by himself?

Archaea

1/22/20 7:26pm

Of course

Ojiisan

1/22/20 7:36pm

Wow that level of literacy is incredible for someone re-enacting WWE

Coug Man in Florida

1/22/20 7:26pm

The KU lawyers/PR personnel wrote a nice tweet.

Archaea

1/22/20 7:25pm

Can there be any doubt that this is his own work and feelings. So genuine!

PJMort

1/22/20 7:26pm

There is no sign of professional writing here. None at all.

Archaea

1/22/20 7:28pm

I wonder if he even read it?

Lance71

1/22/20 7:27pm

Here send this, said the KU PR department.

Archaea

1/22/20 7:29pm

You left out the word "can" in your post.

StarMan

1/22/20 10:32pm

Would have been funny if the guy who wrote it signed it in fine print

Lip Gallagher

1/22/20 7:30pm

One should compare the writing to his typical tweets. One of these things are

Archaea

1/22/20 7:31pm

Actually his typical tweets are worlds better than most college athletes.

Lip Gallagher

1/22/20 7:41pm

TBF, English is his second language and he's probably never had to do his own

vagabonder

1/22/20 7:36pm

It's nice to have a tutor when you need one.

Archaea

1/22/20 7:40pm

The thing that bothers me most is that the entire statement is center justified.

Martin Van Nostrand

1/22/20 7:42pm

He will be reinstated just in time for the Big12 tourney. So lame.

dadofkhec

1/22/20 7:44pm

I can’t be the only one who saw the post and thought it said “Dr. Seuss apology”

All-American

1/22/20 7:51pm

No different than Greta Thunberg.

Hank Rearden

1/22/20 8:07pm

RE: No different than Greta Thunberg.

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