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May 30, 2020
8:20:06pm

Adwight All-American

If it means Natalie Portman is my girlfriend sign me up for Thor

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Adwight

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POLL: Which Marvel Superhero Would You Be?

ReyOso

5/30/20 8:03pm

Thor is ripped, hot girlfriend, He's a king/god, has freaking lightning powers, and an unstoppable hammer. Easy choice.

byuluvr

5/30/20 8:06pm

But he’s also a meathead.

chilango

5/30/20 8:07pm

Worth it

byuluvr

5/30/20 8:08pm

Is that a bad thing?

JohnnyComeLately

5/30/20 8:14pm

None of them seem to have trouble picking up chicks.

ReyOso

5/30/20 8:13pm

*was ripped, *had a hot girlfriend *gave hammer to Cap. America *no longer king

Fifth-Fret

5/30/20 8:15pm

According to the movies. In the comics he's always ripped

byuluvr

5/30/20 8:21pm

That lady from Star Wars?

TNT

5/30/20 8:19pm

Plus he can enjoy it for a really long time

mudpupper

5/30/20 8:42pm

Do I get my life with their powers, or do I live their life?

Cougarrr

5/30/20 8:06pm

You'll have to fight super villains, not just chill out with their powers.

ReyOso

5/30/20 8:09pm

If it means Natalie Portman is my girlfriend sign me up for Thor

Adwight

5/30/20 8:20pm

I am the dad bod version of Thor

acougfan

5/30/20 8:35pm

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