For it. She took off and ran under a bridge on the playground. At the last second she turned left and I lunged to tag only to crash my head against the rail of the bridge with a full head of steam. I fell straight back with my leg and ankle right under me and I heard/felt a huge pop.

I’m too old for tag. On the bright side there was a big group of moms that saw and cackled for like 5 minutes.