MH: Hey Tom, How are you doing?

TH: Well Mark, we're undefeated, so things are going great.

MH: Hey Tom, as you know we are losing games fast and if we don't schedule outside our conference, our season might be in real jeopardy.

TH: So you need to scramble to find someone to play last minute?

MH: Yes

TH: Like what I had to do after utah cancelled in 2014 & 2015 so you could play Michigan?

MH: umm... yeah, but that was Chris Hill.

TH: Like I had to do with Basketball in 2016?

MH: that's different, there were safety reasons...

TH: Like I had to this year when you guys bailed on the season?

MH: Now be reasonable Tom, that was the conference.

TH: Like when you cancelled our games in 2022 and 2023 because you wanted, YOU wanted, to play Florida?

MH: well... I mean... I err... What if we...

(Click)

MH: Tom? Tom are you there? Tom?

MH: Who has the number for Utah State?!!