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Nov 30, 2020
6:33
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mobomanjoe
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Kind of.
We are good friends, and I know their door code.
But no, they didn’t give any instructions specifically for the parakeet. I’ve tended to their chickens before, so I knew what to do there.
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What’s an appropriate gift to give a little girl after killing her parakeet?
mobomanjoe
11/30/20 5:52pm
Maybe a whole chicken from the local deli.
bluecougar1985
11/30/20 5:54pm
Cornish game hen would be a more appropriate size
ryebrye
11/30/20 6:04pm
Lol, that’s what I was going for but didn’t want to look up the name.
bluecougar1985
11/30/20 6:10pm
A macaw.
Brisco
11/30/20 5:54pm
Dumb and Dumber DVD, she'll appreciate the bird scene
JackStack
11/30/20 5:54pm
A dead parakeet
Y2010
11/30/20 5:55pm
A poem about the parakeet?
NorthwestCoug
11/30/20 5:55pm
A Haiku or Limerick
Q-grr
11/30/20 7:17pm
Haiku
Q-grr
11/30/20 7:22pm
The parents wanted it gone - they made sure you didn't know to check on that parakeet..and now you are taking the fall.
cougXor
11/30/20 5:55pm
This, parent collaboration ftw. You are now her parents favorite person.
Penske Material
11/30/20 6:00pm
Get a small urn and collect some of the ash from your fireplace
SanDiegoCoug
11/30/20 5:57pm
A wishbone.
John Doe
11/30/20 5:58pm
RE: What’s an appropriate gift to give a little girl after killing her
RealSimsShadY
11/30/20 5:58pm
RE: What’s an appropriate gift to give a little girl after killing her
Penske Material
11/30/20 5:58pm
Iphone. This worked for me when I ran over my daughter’s
JOPE
11/30/20 6:01pm
It’s not dead, it’s just resting
cougarmeister
11/30/20 6:03pm
A Twix.
BYUtka
11/30/20 6:03pm
Duct Tape
Zaphod
11/30/20 6:07pm
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dYrtbYkerYder
11/30/20 6:12pm
Well. So far, Twix is the leader in the clubhouse. Any other suggestions?
mobomanjoe
11/30/20 6:10pm
beanie boo of a bird, probably around $10
JackStack
11/30/20 6:16pm
RE: What’s an appropriate gift to give a little girl after killing her
JohnnyC
11/30/20 6:13pm
Just nail it to the perch.
valcorger
11/30/20 6:17pm
So, they give you a key to their house and you don’t ask why you need a key when you’re just feeding their chickens?
Brisco
11/30/20 6:24pm
Kind of.
mobomanjoe
11/30/20 6:33pm
Buy her a puppy.
Cougsanity
11/30/20 6:32pm
BBQ sauce?
byujag
11/30/20 6:54pm
Costco pack of bottled water with note that says “Hope you don’t dehydrate too.”
Fatalplacebo
11/30/20 7:12pm
Don’t spend time worrying about gifts for young teenage girls.
(Private)
11/30/20 7:53pm
A stuffed parakeet
dccoug
11/30/20 8:23pm
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