Sitting at dinner and my kids were singing all kinds of funny variations of “Don’t mess with the guy on a buffalo” by changing a few letters around, as kids will do. Finally my wife was done with that game and threatened to eat the dessert of any cold who says it again.
With the most innocent face, our 3 year old said, “Mama, if I say done mess with da ki on a tuffalo, will you eat my ice cream?”
Of course my wife said, “YES! So doing say it!”
Without missing a beat, 3yo says, “den don’t bess with da guy ona muffalo!”
(And yes, he got ice cream)