She had a clipboard and everything. Interview questions included:
L: What's your favorite color?
Me: Blue.
L: What's your second favorite color, brown?
Me: Umm, sure.
L: What's your favorite thing to do with me and Mom?
Me: Eat popcorn and watch movies.
L: So it's two things... Hmmm
Me: Yeah but we do it at the same time, we cuddle, watch a movie, and eat popcorn.
L: Oh, so now it's three things. Mmm hmmm...
Me: Yeah but...
L: Next question.
I've never had a more grilling interview