If you want perks, you go with Davis and Main, but you have to deal with their awful commercials, and overbearing senior associates.

If you want long term stability and breadth of practice, you go with HHM. But then you have to deal with a partner with a mental disorder and another partner that has the most punchable face in the industry.

If you want to be valued by your firm, you go with S&C, but I’m pretty sure that place is a sexual harassment complaint in waiting.

If you want free mani’s and pedi’s along with quick money, go with Saul. But you’ll probably be in witness protection or buried in the NM desert in your first year.