Alpine = self-righteous, ultra-orthodox Mormons who think they’re actually, currently living in the Celestial Kingdom (my mission President called Alpine the Celestial Kingdom on Earth).
Lehi = people who couldn’t afford to live in Alpine.
Herriman = people who couldn’t afford to live in Draper.
Saratoga Springs and Eagle Mountain = People who wanted big houses but couldn’t afford to buy a big house in a nice place.
Payson = Hillbillies and Rednecks
Springville = weirdos
Santaquin = hillbillies and rednecks who Couldn’t afford to live in Payson.
Woodland Hills = people who like fires and debris flows.
West Valley and Magna = gang bangers and criminals.
Salt Lake City = church leaders and homosexuals...and homeless.
Sugarhouse = crazy dog people and lesbians.
I could do this all day.