Well, my wife is only moderately hot so I can’t check that box. I’m in my late 30’s and don’t have enough money to retire if I wanted to... I also don’t run a sub 4.5 forty and can’t bench 225 lbs more than 20 times so again I can’t say I know exactly what it must be like to be an average CBer but I’m getting a glimpse of it this evening.

I would rarely if ever pay for a first class flight but due to work travel I get upgraded quite often to first class to and from the likes of Phoenix, Vegas, California and other regional flights — which really is nothing special. So this evening I’m flying home from a quick work trip to Hawaii. This is one of those larger, nicer Delta planes and wow!... First class is pretty dang cool!

Well, this experience has inspired me to check more boxes of the average CBer... I feel like I could really like this life. Anyway, thanks for reading.

Signed,

Below average CBer.