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Oct 7, 2021
7:53:30pm

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Cougarclaw

Previous username: BigWoodThunder
Bio page: Cougarclaw
Joined: Jun 22, 2011
Last login: May 16, 2024
Total posts: 59,793 (14,986 FO)

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Pick a bizarre super power and how you’d use it. No flying, strength, invisibility, etc. Go bizarre.

NewYorkCougar Playmaker

10/7/21 7:34pm

The ability to know exactly what the trout are feeding on, or where exactly the

Backcountry

10/7/21 7:35pm

That would be amazing.

NewYorkCougar

10/7/21 7:35pm

But it's the search and the uncertainty that makes fishing and hunting fun.

ReyOso

10/7/21 7:47pm

Ability to juggle chainsaws

Y-Zag

10/7/21 7:35pm

Would you be willing to do kids parties?

NewYorkCougar

10/7/21 7:36pm

Absolutely. I would perform anywhere. Might even try it standing on my head.

Y-Zag

10/7/21 7:37pm

RE: Would you be willing to do kids parties?

DiamondMo

10/7/21 7:37pm

I can do that. Easy

Cougarclaw

10/7/21 7:48pm

Power to make people poop themselves. Id do it to them during sports games

Grit for Brains

10/7/21 7:36pm

Even just giving them massive flatulence would be useful.

ReyOso

10/7/21 7:38pm

This is my go-to as well

530Coug

10/7/21 7:54pm

^^^^Evil Genius

NewYorkCougar

10/7/21 8:04pm

The ability to precisely diagnose disease and disorder by smell.

spoxjox

10/7/21 7:36pm

Sounds digusting

a priori

10/7/21 7:38pm

Maybe, but you would make a mint.

spoxjox

10/7/21 7:38pm

I've heard dentists make a lot of money, but that didn't persuade me to want to

a priori

10/7/21 7:40pm

No digging, just sniffing

spoxjox

10/7/21 7:40pm

RE: No digging, just sniffing

a priori

10/7/21 7:41pm

The ability to know exactly which offensive and defensive play calls to make.

a priori

10/7/21 7:39pm

Disable cars and force them to the shoulder.

Ragnar Danneskjold

10/7/21 7:39pm

The power to hit a golf ball exactly where I want it to go.

BYUforlife

10/7/21 7:41pm

Able to convince any random female to come to my hotel room and just sit there and have a pleasant chat

CSoul

10/7/21 7:42pm

Riiiiiiiight.

NewYorkCougar

10/7/21 8:05pm

The ability to fry someone's car or home stereo with my mind. Too loud? No problem.

Division Bell

10/7/21 7:42pm

RE: The ability to fry someone's car or home stereo with my mind. Too loud? No

Y-Zag

10/7/21 7:50pm

That would be awesome

spoxjox

10/7/21 7:57pm

You’d disrupt the “look how cool I am” moments of many a fool. I like it.

NewYorkCougar

10/7/21 8:09pm

The ability to make car tires blow out at will.

durandal

10/7/21 7:43pm

Dark

Backcountry

10/7/21 7:44pm

RE: Dark

durandal

10/7/21 7:57pm

The ability to shovel, and shovel well.

CBaass

10/7/21 7:44pm

Shovel what, exactly?

NewYorkCougar

10/7/21 8:06pm

RE: Shovel what, exactly?

CBaass

10/7/21 8:27pm

RE: The ability to shovel, and shovel well.

specsauce

10/7/21 8:27pm

RE: The ability to shovel, and shovel well.

530Coug

10/7/21 8:30pm

The ability to punch someone through the Internet.

panacablue

10/7/21 7:46pm

This. Is. Awesome!

NewYorkCougar

10/7/21 8:06pm

The ability to see farts and redirect my own. I would call out the offenders

TheoHux

10/7/21 7:50pm

Ability to correctly identify intent of other people.

JohnnyComeLately

10/7/21 7:51pm

The ability to see people how HF sees them and treat them accordingly.

Sandy Lyle

10/7/21 7:51pm

No fair giving real and profound answers

spoxjox

10/7/21 7:58pm

Nothing bizarre about charity, brother. But a great answer. Something we could all use.

NewYorkCougar

10/7/21 8:13pm

Ability to locate anything I focus on. Like keys, pirate treasure, the ark.

Cougarclaw

10/7/21 7:51pm

Ability to walk into any store and snap my fingers and everyone’s face mask

UNLVcougar

10/7/21 7:52pm

Ability to know exactly how long it will be until anyone dies.

Cougarclaw

10/7/21 7:52pm

Ability to convince anyone with my singing voice.

Cougarclaw

10/7/21 7:53pm

Roll for charisma check.

Kral

10/7/21 8:57pm

Ability to win the internet. All the internet

Cougarclaw

10/7/21 7:53pm

Ability to automatically claim to be a fan for the best team in any sport, in any given year, and not be ashamed.

Jimo Dashen

10/7/21 8:01pm

The power to fart someone. Hear me out:

MantisTobaggan

10/7/21 8:02pm

Ok, I can see this.

NewYorkCougar

10/7/21 8:08pm

See or smell?

ordinary tri guy

10/7/21 8:14pm

Well played.

NewYorkCougar

10/7/21 8:19pm

RE: The power to fart someone. Hear me out:

Backcountry

10/7/21 8:40pm

Don’t know if it counts, but I’d want to be an energy vampire. Wait. You say I

m0resn0w

10/7/21 8:09pm

Reading the minds of animals. But it’s just animal sounds like barking and

Hambone

10/7/21 8:35pm

My second choice would be

530Coug

10/7/21 8:37pm

Dare I dream of such a power?

NewYorkCougar

10/7/21 8:49pm

Control traffic lights

sah22

10/7/21 9:19pm

Ability to make everything around me go slow-motion or fast forward/rewind

osbooks

10/7/21 10:19pm

Eat what ever I wanted and not get fat.

CougarAndMerlin

10/7/21 10:34pm

This is brilliant.

NewYorkCougar

10/7/21 10:37pm

The ability to open the fridge and have exactly what I want inside.

Perseguir

10/7/21 10:39pm

Combined with CougarAndMerlin’s super power, this would be a game changer.

NewYorkCougar

10/7/21 10:42pm

The ability to envision the past vividly and fight crime and injustice

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