Some rival at work that keeps taking your ideas or cutting you off in meetings? Fart him. Fart him right there in front of the boss, the Japanese investors—everyone.

A cop pulls you over for going 5 over? Fart him nonstop while he's at the window—I promise he'll cut you loose just on account he's thinking he might crap himself and needs to get to the nearest Maverick.

Wife or significant other wants to have a serious talk and you just want to watch the game? Fart them with reckless abandon because they'll know there's no way you can take what they say seriously due to their open wind tunnel.

Some dude cuts in line at Disney Land and you look like a beta for not doing anything about it? Call him out and then promptly start farting him with loud clappers. Not only will he back down but he will run off pfffting and cracking with each step making you look like a right proper man.

To have the power to fart someone is to have the power to dominate.