My wife hits all the soda places, but she gets sugar free. She still can't figure out why she's not losing weight.

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Oct 19, 2021
4:22:04pm

John Doe Slack-jawed Yokel

My wife hits all the soda places, but she gets sugar free. She still can't figure out why she's not losing weight.

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John Doe

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Last login: May 4, 2024
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I was putting gas in my wife's car and found a Starbucks receipt. I was about to

momowagon

10/19/21 4:14pm

I might make a stink about 6.59 lemonade

deejo

10/19/21 4:16pm

Strike 1 - $6.59 lemonade; Strike 2 - paper receipts in 2021

COUGND

10/19/21 4:17pm

Yeah, who asks for receipts these days unless they for an expense account?

John Doe

10/19/21 4:20pm

Yes, and because the majority of time my order from Gen zers is also wrong

semicool

10/19/21 4:30pm

Tell her to cut the crap…

byuguns55

10/19/21 4:19pm

My wife hits all the soda places, but she gets sugar free. She still can't figure out why she's not losing weight.

John Doe

10/19/21 4:22pm

I think that is actually legal grounds for an annulment.

BYUtka

10/19/21 4:25pm

Of course divorce. They killed the Sonics and anyone supporting them should not

wabluecoug

10/19/21 4:25pm

You need to get an equal amount in cougar tails.

PJMort

10/19/21 4:29pm

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