There is this lady who takes up so much space and does the most pointless exercises.

She routinely takes up 1.5 squat racks, just so that she can do her pull ups. Last week she took the dumbbell flat benches and put it perpendicular to all of the other flat benches. So that 3 of them were so close together as to not be usable. She stands on random crap and uses equipment wrong and weird. I recently saw her using the lateral raise machine where she kneeled on the chair and did what I dubbed “dog pees”

She gets her chalk all over the floor (she just started to clean it up).

We also have the classic “create-a-lifter” who broke a pole on one of the sleds.

We have an old guy that uses the phone by the trainer station but wears sandals with disgusting feet.

And that’s just the beginning. I could go on for days. Pringles on the gym floor is an interesting choice, even funny. But that is so tame for my gym.