Work in child welfare. It's fun.

Then you can still have friends, neighbors, bishops, etc., call you in the evening for free advice that you don't charge them for.

You'll get to make decisions that are guaranteed 100% of the time to make some people happy and some people angry.

And as a special bonus - while you work in a profession that is pretty honorable and focused on protecting children, you can still get called a liar and evil while getting paid so little that it makes teachers look well compensated by comparison.

Do it! It'll be fun!