It's a curse of those who are more evolutionarily advanced.

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Jul 4, 2022
10:12:38am

Courtimedes 3rd String

We have just lost so many of our simian traits, and don't have the genetic dead end of facial hair.

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Courtimedes

Bio page: Courtimedes
Joined: Sep 29, 2021
Last login: May 3, 2024
Total posts: 5,803 (27 FO)

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Utah can burn in purgatory college football hell. Any fan who

UVSCCOUG

7/4/22 8:55am

Max, is that you?

JohnnyC

7/4/22 8:57am

No but I agree with him

maxpowers

7/4/22 9:08am

RE: No but I agree with him

JohnnyC

7/4/22 9:23am

Plenty of CBers eager to reembrace their Utah bros

vegas guey

7/4/22 9:00am

But Worthen is a good man and supporting utah is what Jesus would do!!!

Backcountry

7/4/22 9:01am

EXACTLY how I feel!

Snipe

7/4/22 9:05am

Thank you for not adding cargo shorts wearing

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

7/4/22 9:16am

Yeah, cuz I'm wearing them right now.

TailgateU

7/4/22 7:13pm

Birckenstocks go hard, but yeah screw utah

CougtheCreator

7/4/22 9:38am

Edit: Birkenstocks with socks.

Soy Celeste

7/4/22 10:36am

RE: Utah can burn in purgatory college football hell. Any fan who

Schrodizzy

7/4/22 9:41am

…cry-closet using, West Concourse-pooping, pregnant BYU-fan punching, Majerus’

Abe Froman

7/4/22 9:45am

I don’t remember the pregnant fan punching one. Is that true?

Dr MoBYU

7/4/22 10:00am

Yes. There was an article 14 years ago when it happened (see link).

NewMexiCoug

7/4/22 10:03am

OP desperately wants to grow facial hair, but can’t.

NewYorkCougar

7/4/22 9:58am

It's a curse of those who are more evolutionarily advanced.

Courtimedes

7/4/22 10:12am

I don’t want them at all…but that will have exactly zero impact

Refugee

7/4/22 10:11am

RE: Utah can burn in purgatory college football hell. Any fan who

CrimsonCardinal

7/4/22 10:23am

Keep those for yourself. You'll need them.

BlueBlitzkrieg

7/4/22 10:27am

I wonder if you and me believe in the same Jesus

rainbowcosmo

7/4/22 10:38am

Boardname checks out.

Accipiter

7/4/22 11:31am

Boy does it ever

Blue2thebone

7/4/22 4:35pm

Underrated comment

CougfromtheSouth

7/4/22 5:57pm

Lol. Based.

CheeseburgerEddie

7/5/22 3:04pm

My thought is that I would rather not have them in the big12. I hate the

boctabulous

7/4/22 10:48am

You "hate" the BYU-Utah rivalry? And you call yourself a fan?

BleedCougarBlue2

7/4/22 12:54pm

I'm a fan, and I hope we never play Utah again... ever.

SageOwl

7/4/22 2:58pm

I also hate the rivalry. It isn't healthy or fun anymore.

Courtimedes

7/4/22 3:37pm

Ya i dont like things that encourage humans to be hateful to each

boctabulous

7/6/22 9:43am

RE: Utah can burn in purgatory college football hell. Any fan who

Hooda88

7/4/22 11:02am

Awesome but forgot pillow biting.

Big Daddy D

7/4/22 11:59am

And concourse pooping...

'92Coug

7/4/22 12:34pm

This deserves a POTD just for the title message

Dr MoBYU

7/4/22 12:03pm

Utes will screw us again in a heartbeat. Please Tom, don’t let it happen again

fan32

7/4/22 1:52pm

…Baptism mocking…honor code reporting…

Blue2thebone

7/4/22 4:34pm

Relax, deep breaths. Now, tomorrow morning don’t forget to take your meds.

canofpicante

7/5/22 12:11am

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