The tiny kettle bells are thrown to the ground in triumph after being slowly carried for about four feet. The MC Hammer skorts. The awkward eye contact with the camera during every weird point. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles video game footage of going underground to the sewer. Where is everyone pointing? What is the climax of this incredible story? Two doors with wildly mismatched door knobs in a basement that don't even open. I mean, film this on a game day and at least show us the 16 people in the student section and those super snappy curtains.

A perfect hype video for a team that went 14-17 in the Mountain West.