Yes, but only by a turtle’s head

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Aug 10, 2022
8:06:45am

deliciousmocha All-American

Yes, but only by a turtle’s head

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deliciousmocha

Bio page: deliciousmocha
Joined: Nov 11, 2006
Last login: May 19, 2024
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On my way to work this morning, I saw a jogger that had crapped his shorts.

firstclass

8/10/22 7:48am

I bet he logs his best time ever this morning

WDaddy

8/10/22 7:50am

When you go that fast and slow down skid marks are expected

bruincoug

8/10/22 7:51am

Yes, but only by a turtle’s head

8/10/22 8:06am

Oh, he’s definitely logging!

8/10/22 9:59am

Ah, yes. Nothing to wake you up like those morning runs.

notaboy

8/10/22 7:50am

Have you ever been to cross country meets? Poop and barf doesn’t drop them!

BYUheaven

8/10/22 7:56am

Tryin' to wolf down a quick breakfast here. Thanks for that.

KCFan85

8/10/22 7:58am

He just wore the wrong color shorts

2FarGone

8/10/22 8:03am

He's just going for the Wyoming look.

Radioactive Coug

8/10/22 8:20am

Probably a Ute fan, couldn't make it to the west concourse at RES.

pinolero

8/10/22 8:37am

A few years ago, I ran behind a woman in the St. George Marathon who had as well

Fightgar

8/10/22 8:52am

Never trust a fart

demon_llama

8/10/22 8:59am

My wife ran a marathon, I was there for moral support, saw another lady in white

kotacoug

8/10/22 10:41am

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