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Nov 29, 2022
9:56:07am

RalphWiggam You wish I was your lover

None of us is beating a chimp. A chimp will rip off your testicles and eat them on front of you.

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RalphWiggam

Bio page: RalphWiggam
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Last login: May 15, 2024
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Human vs animal fighting. Why would ~30% of people think they can't beat a rat

txblue

11/29/22 9:54am

Humans don't tend to fare well against claws and sharp teeth

TNT

11/29/22 9:55am

Lol elephant

darkcoug

11/29/22 9:56am

None of us is beating a chimp. A chimp will rip off your testicles and eat them on front of you.

RalphWiggam

11/29/22 9:56am

Animal strength is on a different level than humans. Especially primates

TNT

11/29/22 9:57am

RE: None of us is beating a chimp. A chimp will rip off your testicles and eat

Carnac

11/29/22 10:01am

Here's a pic of a Chimp with no hair. That thing is swole. And it has sharp

CougarTailDevourer

11/29/22 10:02am

Amazing pic. That chimp is ripped.

BlooCoog

11/29/22 10:19am

I could beat a baby chimp

benny1982

11/29/22 10:12am

RE: None of us is beating a chimp. A chimp will rip off your testicles and eat

UberDeek

11/29/22 10:28am

Brits are weak

Ragnar Danneskjold

11/29/22 9:56am

all those who thought they could beat a chimpanzee are wrong. if they go off, chimps are devastating to humans

byujag

11/29/22 9:56am

It’s like nobody has ever seen Planet of the Apes. They won!

FrontLineFan

11/29/22 10:57am

Kangaroos can be mean

JOPE

11/29/22 9:57am

And it wasn't a big kangaroo either

TNT

11/29/22 9:59am

Just need a good pop in the face and they don't know what to do

Gustav

11/29/22 10:00am

Tyson's "everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face" in action

Gustav

11/29/22 10:03am

LOL--golfer literally has a club he could probably kill the kangaroo with

Carnac

11/29/22 10:03am

The order of some of those is surprising

Gustav

11/29/22 9:58am

Apparently British geese are meaner than American geese.

ballen

11/29/22 10:00am

It's the lousy food

TNT

11/29/22 10:01am

They're practically the UK's apex predator

Gustav

11/29/22 10:02am

Does unarmed mean you can’t use anything around you? Like seems a King Cobra

UNLVcougar

11/29/22 10:01am

No. Have you seen king cobras attack? They can strike 1/3 of the body distance

TNT

11/29/22 10:02am

The fact that like 8% of people think they could beat a Lion, Alligator, Bear,

ballen

11/29/22 10:06am

Nah. Alligators are easy. Get on its back. Gouge out it’s eyes…and punch it’s head into submission.

RalphWiggam

11/29/22 10:35am

The disparity between Brits and Americans confidence vs a goose is interesting...

Goliath

11/29/22 10:10am

Having been raised around all types of animals including geese, I can tell you

txblue

11/29/22 10:16am

Looks like a goose finally got him

Gustav

11/29/22 10:17am

Feels like a couple of kicks to the head/neck and it would be over fast.

ballen

11/29/22 10:17am

How do you beat up an elephant?

A_blue_car

11/29/22 10:22am

Run towards a cliff and turn at the last minute hoping the elephant

UNLVcougar

11/29/22 10:23am

Hey just like in cartoons

TNT

11/29/22 10:28am

Tremors!

hoydis

11/29/22 10:49am

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