Kalani. Everyone knows it’s easy to convince ANYONE to come to a dry campus, in a cold winter climate where you’re required to take religion classes, can’t wear shorts or flip flops and if you get to second base you literally have to tell someone with probably no counseling training about it and “work on it” like it’s an addiction or a disorder. All while (until last September) as an independent program, while the rest of the country is basically obsessed with conferences and conference branding.