Hitler goes on about how the PAC is ready to bring in Texas and OU, and perhaps they can persuade Nebraska, Ohio State and maybe Michigan to joint the PAC party.
Someone breaks the news to him that OU and Texas are pledged to the SEC, and that USC and UCLA are headed to the B1G, with Oregon and Washington sure to follow.
Then Hitler loses his cool and demands that anyone in the room that voted in favor of bringing in Utah and Colorado in 2010 must leave the room. He can then rant on and on about how the PAC is $50M in debt, already has dead weight with Utah and the "State" schools, barely clings to P5 status, "If this keeps up, our TV deal will be with TikTok and they'll show our games sandwiched between cookie recipes and cat videos", etc.
The one guy interrupts him with "But boss, we have SDSU and SMU ready to join at any time", to which Hitler replies "San Diego State? They cannot even deliver the San Diego market let alone southern California. And SMU isn't even the most popular college football team on its own campus!"
(meanwhile in the hall, Utah cries while her friend says "that's ok Eliza, the Mountain West will take you back".)
Anyway, the rant can continue and someone with better creative juices than I have can finish it, although I think one candidate for the last solemn line could be "Well, if all else fails, we can always blame Larry Scott".