We’re too new to hockey here.
Start as the Bunny Slopes. Once they achieve a winning season, change the name to the Green Circles. Once they win a playoff series, change the name to the Blue Squares. Once they make it to a Stanley Cup finals, name them the Single Black Diamonds.
And then once the team is able to hoist the Lord Stanley Cup, call them the Double Black Diamonds.
How could anyone oppose this idea?