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May 15, 2024
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Triznaynay
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Being fat shows you’re not focused on temporal things, but spiritual ones. All
the skinny, in-shape people are vain and self absorbed and probably watch R-rated movies.
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There are still a few hours left in the day if anyone wants to make a
(Great38, May 15, 2024 at 9:05pm)
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Being fat shows you’re not focused on temporal things, but spiritual ones. All
Triznaynay
May 15, 9:09pm
Absolutely.
Hawk in the 303
May 15, 9:10pm
This is the greatest post I’ve ever seen on CB
Haysom Till
May 15, 9:11pm
Agreed. It just feels so CB and so right.
homegrown
May 15, 9:12pm
Also lowers the chance of adultery.
Samsonite
May 15, 9:12pm
RE: Also lowers the chance of adultery.
Triznaynay
May 15, 9:23pm
One of my companions said he would marry a fat girl so he didnt get cheated on
BYUFootballisBack
May 15, 9:36pm
Did he?
Black Diamond Bay
May 15, 10:30pm
Yes he did
BYUFootballisBack
May 15, 11:54pm
Married the fat girl, or got cheated on?
Cougar Junkie
May 16, 12:32am
The first
BYUFootballisBack
May 16, 9:46am
RE: Being fat shows you’re not focused on temporal things, but spiritual
blackandblue
May 15, 9:14pm
And they probably break the speed limit a lot.
lightmann
May 15, 9:15pm
And get upset at people doing the speed limit in the passing lane
Cougar Junkie
May 15, 9:17pm
Not true😢
goblin
May 15, 9:15pm
It's a self-contained food storage program.
2ndTrombone
May 15, 9:21pm
And more likely to run off with their trainer
Archaea
May 15, 9:21pm
What if I’m vain, self-absorbed, watch R-rated movies
BoiseBlue
May 15, 9:24pm
You have the best of both worlds
Archaea
May 15, 9:29pm
but less likely to multiply and replenish the earth. Is that spiritual or tempor
qwerew
May 15, 9:36pm
And have cool board names like rad dawg
Forbidden Fruit
May 15, 9:37pm
rad dawg isn't wrong with his wt problem assessment. Just very abrasive.
qwerew
May 15, 10:20pm
When I was younger I thought you had to be fat to be a high church leader. Those
Malathion
May 15, 9:47pm
I've noticed how many of the current brethren have trimmed up a bunch. Heard they were challenged to do so
Soupie
May 15, 10:56pm
All things are spiritual, quote
futbalmaven
May 15, 11:28pm
What if I was told in my patriarchal blessing or through personal revelation that I should keep myself physically fit?
BW84
May 16, 1:36am
I'd say your patriarch was probably also watching rated R movies during that
Triznaynay
May 16, 6:13am
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