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Jun 19, 2017
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adrock
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I just say "that's a cute little hand signal you've got there. I like that."
It's very immasculating and shuts them up pretty quick.
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I need help with one liners...twice in the last few months I've been verbally
Don_Juan_El_Guapo
6/19/17 1:33pm
Don't bother. Don't acknowledge them in any way or even look at them.
Mister P
6/19/17 1:36pm
What is the university of Florida hand gesture?
volleyjiver
6/19/17 1:37pm
Miami "U". Also the Double Loser sign.
BYUtka
6/19/17 1:37pm
Sorry...I meant U of Miami...my bad
Don_Juan_El_Guapo
6/19/17 1:42pm
Not worth it. Just ignore and move on. They are Yewts, that is punishment
BYUtka
6/19/17 1:37pm
Yeah. Engaging just encourages it.
SandYFan
6/19/17 1:38pm
The jerk store called...
Vincent's Picks
6/19/17 1:37pm
They don't exist. We have lost 6 in a row.
jensen46
6/19/17 1:37pm
Just flash them the Shaka and tell them to hang loose....
Rhino84
6/19/17 1:38pm
IMO the best reaction is to give a slight snicker like they're the biggest idiot
RdF3
6/19/17 1:38pm
Exactly. Just shake your head and laugh. Nothing more needs to be done
Machiavelli
6/19/17 1:43pm
How about just a friendly--"Go Cougs! Thanks for Kalani!"
tribUTE
6/19/17 1:39pm
Nah
Backcountry
6/19/17 1:44pm
didn't Ute fans used to say "Thanks for Kalani"?
hxmCougar2000
6/19/17 1:52pm
and "Thanks for Kyle"?
hxmCougar2000
6/19/17 1:53pm
and "Thanks for Justin Ena"?
hxmCougar2000
6/19/17 1:55pm
and "Thanks for Fred Whittingham"?
hxmCougar2000
6/19/17 1:56pm
and "Thanks for Randy Coy"?
hxmCougar2000
6/19/17 1:57pm
That's what you say to OSU fans
Freddie Cougar
6/19/17 2:05pm
How many guys in their mid 40s do that? My son won't even wear his BYU gear when
crack
6/19/17 1:41pm
Just pull up your shirt and expose the grip of the gat in your waistband
Backcountry
6/19/17 1:43pm
Go #thugmormon .
Don_Juan_El_Guapo
6/19/17 1:45pm
Ask if he got his suit from the toilet store
IceBlueCoug
6/19/17 1:44pm
here's a thing i usually do and it works great:
riboflavin
6/19/17 1:44pm
Carotid artery for the win!!
SierraCoug
6/19/17 1:49pm
Repeat what they said back to you all while doing this
monkeycowboy
6/19/17 1:45pm
I promise that if you didn't antagonize them in any way, the best way to make
IndependentGeorge
6/19/17 1:45pm
Depending on the offending yewt
BlueCoug
6/19/17 1:46pm
I get that from time to time but most Utes fans are panzies and wait until they
IceCreamButt
6/19/17 1:47pm
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ACrop
6/19/17 2:22pm
Just look at them with a judgmental, have fun in the terrestrial kingdom look
cougarblue
6/19/17 1:48pm
I was pretty sure we were telestial kingdom types
mpfunk
6/19/17 1:50pm
Fetch! You're right. I can't even talk smack correctly anonymously
cougarblue
6/19/17 1:58pm
BM Cosmo Kramer.
AndyDwyer
6/19/17 1:49pm
Ask him what the most recent Disneyland gear count is
Machiavelli
6/19/17 1:50pm
Flash him 5 bucks and ask if he forgot your pizza again
WTMuthaTrucker
6/19/17 1:52pm
I wish EVERY football player on the team would feel the abuse a lot of us BYU
Don_Juan_El_Guapo
6/19/17 1:52pm
Crop dust him as he walks past you
Backcountry
6/19/17 1:52pm
Call him a fetcher then drive off in your mini van.
RC Vikings
6/19/17 1:55pm
This works almost everytime... "who's your starting Qb?"
kotacoug
6/19/17 1:57pm
Except then your setting yourself up for the inevitable response
mpfunk
6/19/17 1:59pm
You're. Sounds like that Ute degree will do wonders.
IceCreamButt
6/19/17 2:01pm
Uhhh they aren't usually that bright, even if true.
kotacoug
6/19/17 2:07pm
I couldn't help myself - this reminded me of this episode of Monk -
OGSuperfan
6/19/17 2:00pm
Well if an OCD, brilliant man can't come up with a zinger then I have no hope
Don_Juan_El_Guapo
6/19/17 2:04pm
"I don't have any money for you."
BYUALWAYSNUM1
6/19/17 2:06pm
In my experience the best way to diffuse this kind of person is to disarm them
gwalker
6/19/17 2:17pm
Well that post was a letdown. I thought you meant disarm like dismember
Machiavelli
6/19/17 3:19pm
i was wearing a grey Y logo shirt at a summer league Jazz game. Some yewt
CoogsWin
6/19/17 2:21pm
I got a "BYU sucks!" from a Boise St. fan here in ID once. Once.
ACrop
6/19/17 2:22pm
This is a Seinfeld episode.
macaroni
6/19/17 2:23pm
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Buffalo
6/19/17 2:42pm
I just say "that's a cute little hand signal you've got there. I like that."
adrock
6/19/17 3:03pm
Im somewhat baffled as to how saying "go Utes" or putting up a "U" with fingers
Rise as Utes
6/19/17 3:24pm
I'm pretty sure the stupid "double loser" sign is considered an obscene gesture.
ACrop
6/19/17 4:00pm
Otherwise, I agree with you.
ACrop
6/19/17 4:01pm
It's just redneck and white trash. No reason to be annoying to strangers.
Backcountry
6/19/17 4:02pm
Don't wear BYU gear if you don't want ribbing? So because I wear BYU stuff
IceCreamButt
6/19/17 4:19pm
Had I not been wearing Ute gear, I wouldnt have heard anything about them by the
Rise as Utes
6/19/17 4:24pm
I don't need to look for reasons to be upset at or hate Utes. Ute fans provide
IceCreamButt
6/19/17 4:29pm
Is it to much to ask for 40 year Olds to not jump in the face of 9-10 year olds
crack
6/19/17 4:47pm
For your average Ute fan, yes
Backcountry
6/19/17 4:51pm
Some people require a friendly punch to the face from time to time
Machiavelli
6/19/17 5:01pm
No it's not, thats quite a bit over the top.
Rise as Utes
6/19/17 5:02pm
Not too much to ask. Not appropriate behavior to do that.
mpfunk
6/19/17 6:13pm
This post encapsulates the reason national media types have roasted the Utah fan
Wedgetail
6/19/17 5:20pm
Having to ask for help trumps any possible quality comeback. U cant sit on a gem
NotOfYourFaithBYUFAN
6/19/17 7:52pm
I tried to do my part by sharing my one liner. Unfortunately, it was deemed inappropriate for this board.
TyPower2016
6/19/17 9:24pm
I've said this before but this worked for me
8Bcougar
6/19/17 11:27pm
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