Tell them that your doctor has advised you not to participate in fad diets.

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Dec 18, 2014
1:43:27pm

John Doe

Tell them that your doctor has advised you not to participate in fad diets.

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John Doe

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Ugh... Just learned about an office "clean eating challenge"

bluebloodedcoug

12/18/14 12:59pm

Simple solution. Enthusiastically lie about your participation.

boogers

12/18/14 1:01pm

And there it is. It always ends up at paleo with these people.

SandYFan

12/18/14 1:01pm

What's wrong with paleo?

Finngirl

12/18/14 1:17pm

But no one is going around trying to convince anyone that Krispy Kremes will

supertux

12/18/14 1:19pm

I'm a bigger proponent of zone dieting

bluebloodedcoug

12/18/14 2:11pm

No one I know who eats paleo just eats meat and meat only.

Finngirl

12/18/14 3:11pm

Just cut lines of cane sugar and snort them off your desktop

Indy Coug

12/18/14 1:02pm

Start injecting syrup into your veins

12/18/14 1:03pm

Start pooping molasses?

Indy Coug

12/18/14 1:03pm

Bring donuts for the whole office on the 2nd day.

Byron McNertney

12/18/14 1:03pm

Send emails out to everyone letting them know that Paleo life expectancy was

BluePete

12/18/14 1:04pm

This is like what I tell some kook friends that feed their dogs raw meat because

boogers

12/18/14 1:10pm

note to self: start feeding my dumb cur only raw meat

byujag

12/18/14 1:19pm

Good to know that no one ate fruit until the "agriculture" era

FiveTen-BuckEighty

12/18/14 1:07pm

Tell them you always wash your hands before you eat, so you're good.

lawboy

12/18/14 1:09pm

Just say no, and tell them why?

TheHop

12/18/14 1:09pm

Love this nice critical summary from Wikipedia:

FiveTen-BuckEighty

12/18/14 1:12pm

Other than that, though, the diet is spot on.

AndyDwyer

12/18/14 1:14pm

Not to turn this into a diet war, but none of that has any bearing on whether

hansel

12/18/14 1:22pm

Agree somewhat, but whole grains and legumes are very healthy

FiveTen-BuckEighty

12/18/14 1:27pm

This is my exact issue with the paleo movement

bluebloodedcoug

12/18/14 2:00pm

Start secretly selling candy from your desk

NacoCoug

12/18/14 1:22pm

Tell them that your doctor has advised you not to participate in fad diets.

John Doe

12/18/14 1:43pm

Whatever. My 2 favorite foods are legumes.

12/18/14 2:08pm

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