how many of those who have made posts like this really asked if it made them a bad fan? I'm guessing a very, very small minority (if any?). What you really meant to post was:

"I don't like people who don't view BYU football as part of the Mormon religion. I feel threatened by non-conformists who think independently and don't acknowledge that all is well in Zion and dare to question God's Holy Football Coach. I would like to make a derisive analogy in order to diminish them in the minds of others, but I can't think of a good one."