My recollection of that mess was that Harman was scraping together a story and wrote a silly piece about the fact that ngata shook his booty on the wilk dance floor which was some kind of Polynesian expression of a pinky swear.

I also remember cougar nation having their collective panties in a bunch for about 5 years after Oregon wooed him away with lobster tail (and possibly other tails) on a private jet.

Pretty funny