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Jul 28, 2014
2:37:14pm

SaltLakeCoug

another protip: as a divorced man put loads of awesome pics of you and the kids

doing all kinds of great things, so the world knows what an awesome dad you are. Bonus if you do the kinds of things you never did when you were married, like attending scout functions, hiking, girls soccer coach... And then you will get amazing feedback on what a great dad you are!!!

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Facebook protip: when you are newly married, make sure you nonstop post about

kimchicoug

7/28/14 10:06am

Your single friends will love it too.

chago04

7/28/14 10:07am

Also, please tell me whenever all of your children have a birthday and how it

7/28/14 10:08am

This one is the weird one - newlyweds are always weird so

7/28/14 10:10am

I dunno- I kinda like seeing updates like this from cousins and friends that I

cheezedawg

7/28/14 11:31am

well there is that. Good point

7/28/14 11:36am

I hope tomorrow is a better day.

cougarick

7/28/14 10:11am

I give it 18 months until one of them is having an affair.

byubyu

7/28/14 10:11am

RE: I give it 18 months until one of them is having an affair.

kimchicoug

7/28/14 10:12am

The more they rave, the harder they are trying to cover the problems

JackStack

7/28/14 10:15am

I had a friend post that she couldn't believe

7/28/14 10:11am

Horizontal tango?

TNT

7/28/14 10:14am

You won't understand until you find a willing dance partner

7/28/14 10:14am

He is referring to sex. I got your back TNT.

kimchicoug

7/28/14 10:15am

Holy moley

TNT

7/28/14 10:17am

Horizontal hula for mormons. Tango too advanced.

boogers

7/28/14 3:39pm

boogers FTW

Kuga

7/29/14 11:24pm

Understood. Will do

TNT

7/28/14 10:13am

Another timeline saved

kimchicoug

7/28/14 10:13am

I couldn't agree more. I love these types of FB posts, and am always bummed

7/28/14 10:14am

This is why I unfriended my older brother

mottman

7/28/14 10:17am

#blessed #themarriedlife #fairytale

snowbird

7/28/14 10:21am

Everyone can't be old and jaded.

SoCalCoug

7/28/14 10:24am

RE: Everyone can't be old and jaded.

kimchicoug

7/28/14 10:28am

Facebook wasn't around when I got married, so I try to make up for it by posting

2RUEBLUE

7/28/14 10:27am

trying to talk themselves into the choice they've made. See right through it

Mayor of Cougartown

7/28/14 10:29am

The my-baby-was-born-at-home rants are more annoying.

Belboz

7/28/14 10:29am

We had a friend that did this. She then upped the ante by posting a photo of

flavordave

7/28/14 10:43am

When will it end?

Belboz

7/28/14 10:51am

here's a new update from today.

Belboz

7/28/14 10:53am

Awesome! You now get to look forward to posts related to the documentary.

7/28/14 10:58am

Let them enjoy it while it lasts.

banksters

7/28/14 10:37am

It's amazing the lengths people go to win Facebook everyday. Being a

Born2Fish

7/28/14 10:48am

Don't forget about the Anniversary. "10 years ago today I married the most...."

rjb52

7/28/14 11:04am

The whole selfies phenomenon baffles me. Friend of mine has posted over 1250

zelph

7/28/14 11:11am

Whoa, whoa, whoa... A DUDE has posted over 1250 selfies?!?!

AndyDwyer

7/28/14 12:23pm

I kid you not.

zelph

7/28/14 4:05pm

You mean....former friend. Right?

HendyCoug

7/28/14 10:25pm

my personal favorite is... I can't believe how much I love this child!

BYUALWAYSNUM1

7/28/14 11:48am

Also, make it a joint account and sign each post with a -(your name) #protip

Funke

7/28/14 12:26pm

another protip: as a divorced man put loads of awesome pics of you and the kids

7/28/14 2:37pm

We divorced Dads do the best that we can.

LaserCoug

7/28/14 3:40pm

This is why I'm inactive on Facebook.

eddog

7/28/14 8:48pm

Go CougarBoard baptize my dad then, he just left the church [of Facebook].

Kuga

7/29/14 11:28pm

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