Half Fast is what I do for 12 hours before a blood test.

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Jul 29, 2014
11:45:34am

Ssebo

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Ssebo

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Have any of you been reprimanded for using non-swearing potty words in front of

whirl

7/29/14 11:05am

RE: Have any of you been reprimanded for using non-swearing potty words in front

Smoke Monster

7/29/14 11:08am

I recently explained how something was done "not slow" and "not fast" but half

Pete

7/29/14 11:10am

Did you use the term Half (other word for donkey)?

Smoke Monster

7/29/14 11:11am

No, I said something was half fast.

Pete

7/29/14 11:12am

riiiiiight

Smoke Monster

7/29/14 11:13am

Never do two things half fast... do one thing whole last

Yakov

7/29/14 11:21am

I'm still trying to find a good alternative for that word.

Bro

7/29/14 11:50am

You could always try "half way"...

rupertcoug

7/29/14 2:08pm

Did your explanation work?

Yvin

7/29/14 11:22am

Probably depends on whether the kid later busts out with "half-fast" in

CatManBlue

7/29/14 11:41am

Half Fast is what I do for 12 hours before a blood test.

Ssebo

7/29/14 11:45am

Are you for real?

MPCougar

7/29/14 11:13am

It's really only a reprimand.

whirl

7/29/14 11:30am

Boy, we truly are a peculiar bunch.

Sale

7/29/14 2:50pm

I get looked at funny for saying "oh dang, crummy, jerk, or clown" when

kunarcougar

7/29/14 11:21am

i don't call my team those kind of words

fattycoug

7/29/14 11:30am

The referees are not typically on my team.

whirl

7/29/14 11:30am

Only on CB do I get in trouble for non-swearing potty words.

sheriffcreg

7/29/14 11:35am

I can't believe you used those words...I am offended...

rupertcoug

7/29/14 2:10pm

RE: Have any of you been reprimanded for using non-swearing potty words in front

NJBYUFan

7/29/14 11:42am

RE: Have any of you been reprimanded for using non-swearing potty words in front

MapCoug

7/29/14 11:46am

My wife is the one who can't control her mouth.

Taylor Nazareth

7/29/14 11:47am

'Potty-words?'

HansMoleman

7/29/14 11:49am

I've got 8 years of living with young ears around, cut me some slack alright?

whirl

7/29/14 11:50am

haha. I said the word silly and tummy the other day when talking to adults

HansMoleman

7/29/14 12:06pm

I get looks from my HCBW when I use real swears while watching football.

couldge

7/29/14 11:53am

hahaha love the "Pavlov's dog" approach...gotta train those kids up right!

Ashtrash

7/29/14 2:03pm

My wife rarely/never watches games with me and my son. When she does, she gets

CoogsWin

7/29/14 12:05pm

Forgot to say that even watching alone or with my son, I never do full swearing

CoogsWin

7/29/14 12:08pm

My boys when they were 9 and 7 video taped me having an outburst

Pasadena

7/29/14 12:11pm

I can control myself when watching BYU.

ragid

7/29/14 12:13pm

Is she a quarterback?

whirl

7/29/14 12:31pm

Any wife who reacts this way should not be invited to watch the game with you.

PJMort

7/29/14 12:37pm

I've been reprimanded for using "butt" at my in laws

Jake72

7/29/14 12:42pm

At the GA Tech game in 2012 I stood up and yelled "*%@! Riley!"

Yjumper

7/29/14 12:42pm

RE: At the GA Tech game in 2012 I stood up and yelled "*%@! Riley!"

kingpin2k

7/29/14 1:08pm

Back when Fui was carrying the rock, the front desk at the Marriott called to

Q-grr

7/29/14 1:01pm

Here's a Hilarious True Story...That Will Cure Profanity...Maybe...

Coug76

7/29/14 1:53pm

well this reminds me of another story, pretty similiar.. wife and I just had

capo

7/29/14 2:07pm

My wife put the kabosh on the fam watching the football games with me.

CougarPilot

7/29/14 2:38pm

swearing at John Walsh

trueblue72

7/29/14 5:40pm

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